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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 2h

I had to order this CD from eBay because my library only has a digital copy.

Thanks again @rj.dcellgames.com for posting about pendulum! You're great and I'll see your Bandcamp on the next Bandcamp Friday hahaha ❤️

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 4h

I just moved some stuff around and thought to look up when the book of dust vol 3 is coming out.

This week.

Impeccable timing, I must say.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 5h

Me: I've been holding these farts in since the bridge.
Bro: I totally would have farted.
Me: dude I was in front, I'm not going to fart and cropdust y'all
Bro: I would have. Just ask yourself if I would do it. If I would, go ahead!

My brother and I are certainly two people

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 15h

I found my stash of coloring books.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 1d

Err, you already know this if you read my Instagram bio(s) but my marriage is going to be dissolved. Sometime soonish, I will file, and here's hoping I don't have to refinance my house.

Waiting until I have worked long enough at the new job that the mortgage folks aren't skittish about me paying.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 1d

By all means fuckin spam press the goddamn digital doorbell and just keep pressing it instead of calling the people that are at home that can't hear it or drop me a text. Fuck. Goddamn. Idiot. Die already.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 2d

I told some people at work how old I am and got that "what the fuck no way" reaction.

Hell yeah
Feels good man

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 4d

Holy shit that's so cool

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Maggie K @maggiekpaints.bsky.social · 4d

Even sex is more expensive now. Damn you trump

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 4d

Shrinkflation has hit the condom industry: 10 condoms per box instead of 12, for the same price

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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 7d

I can't prove anything but I believe RFKjr did the Chicago Tylenol murders in 1982

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 6d

I read the comments on the OP and I forgot about a scanner darkly AND devil's advocate 😅

Devil's advocate is the Keanu Reeves movie that you stop and watch when it's on cable.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 6d

Constantine

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 7d

Without saying The Matrix, Fav Keanu Reeves Film?

Keanu Reeves in a black suit and grey scarf short messy black hair trimmed grey beard smiling in front of a pink background. hot.

"When the people you love are gone, you're alone."

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 6d

Wish me luck and bless this mess 🤷

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 9d

Portland right now.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 7d

Sundays are made for chores and books. Reading Lirael and folding clothes. Stopping every once in a while for a little splash of serotonin ala some eyeliner 😂

Self portrait of op in a salmon tank top with one corded earbud in. Op is wearing eyeliner in this photo.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 7d

Tickets for #rushfiftysomething start at $613 a pop for my presale access.

I'll check again tomorrow but whoo boy it is not looking good.

Mad props to bands like @puptheband.bsky.social who had LOW INCOME TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR FOLKS TO SEE THEM

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jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 7d

it’s the end of pupstock. i’m not crying you’re crying

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my God I need to find a guitar stand for a 2001 Epiphone moderne. it's just standing by itself on the floor and makes me uneasy.
I don't think wall hanging is an option because of the head stock.

Why the fuck do people on Reddit say these are rare

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 7d

I told someone that the narrator for the audiobook of Sabriel is using his best Tim Curry impression for the voice of the cat.

If you're familiar with the audiobook narrator for Sabriel then you already know why this is funny.

It's Tim Curry. He truly did his best Tim Curry impression for Mogget.

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 8d

Extra diablo sauce

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 8d

"are you flirting with my work wife?"
🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 9d

I always think I'm shit at makeup so let the record show that I look normal instead of flush faced, fuck you probable rosacea

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Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 11d

Google keyboard doing me dirty with Brie Larson's name thanks Google for letting me misspell her name for fucking YEARS

Bina @binaisagnome.bsky.social · 11d

Perfume I wore at work tonight is very reminiscent of my ex besties cologne. I can't ever remember the name of it and I'm not gonna ask him now. Weird smell memory unlocked; I haven't thought of that in decades.