A Cassiemas Miracle
@bimbette.bsky.social
Your average black trans bimbo lawyer, duh! 🎀👭🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌲🔞 #Seattle
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Your hostess with the mostest has arrived.
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Your hostess with the mostest has arrived.
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What if I was under your tree? 🎄🎁
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What if I was under your tree? 🎄🎁
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*points at Liechtenstein* why are you so small
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
*points at Liechtenstein* why are you so small
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
Yo! Saturnalia
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yo! Saturnalia
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan 🦌🦌🦌
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan 🦌🦌🦌
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are we at the point of the christmas season where the american whites have eaten cereal from the toilet yet
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
are we at the point of the christmas season where the american whites have eaten cereal from the toilet yet
The bottoms crave the locker
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The bottoms crave the locker
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if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
if protecting trans kids is illegal, then why the fuck would i want to be anything other than a criminal
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
Pull over dat ass too fat
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
Pull over dat ass too fat
Woop woop
Pull over dat ass too fat
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We could definitely use Andy's words today: "There’s a future you who is surrounded by meaning and connection and beauty, and who has people around them that will catch them when they stumble and hug them when they get up." www.scarleteen.com/read/culture...
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We could definitely use Andy's words today: "There’s a future you who is surrounded by meaning and connection and beauty, and who has people around them that will catch them when they stumble and hug them when they get up." www.scarleteen.com/read/culture...
If a boy vexes you just reply with this
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If a boy vexes you just reply with this
One of the best investments you can make as a petgirl owner is a papasan cushion
Petgirls instinctively crawl onto it upon entering your residence and will be quite comfortable and contented for the entirety of their stay
Petgirls instinctively crawl onto it upon entering your residence and will be quite comfortable and contented for the entirety of their stay
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
One of the best investments you can make as a petgirl owner is a papasan cushion
Petgirls instinctively crawl onto it upon entering your residence and will be quite comfortable and contented for the entirety of their stay
Petgirls instinctively crawl onto it upon entering your residence and will be quite comfortable and contented for the entirety of their stay
BBL = Big Beautiful Lisboans
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
BBL = Big Beautiful Lisboans
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
Controller is the only way to play any game that isn't Starcraft or a Starcraft-like 🎮😌
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Controller is the only way to play any game that isn't Starcraft or a Starcraft-like 🎮😌
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As part of humanity, we are inherently worthy of protection and safety. And we will continue to challenge a world that refuses to honor our humanity
www.nswp.org
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣