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Matthew (Terror on Two Wheels)
@bikeguy.bsky.social
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One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG!

Minneapolis MN
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bikeguy.bsky.social
Child A is extraordinarily good at getting Child B to scream at her, and Child B has still somehow not figured out that whoever screams first is getting yelled at regardless of “who started it”.
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
2052:

Me to grandkids: you know they used to pay children to deliver paper versions of the internet to your house every morning?
Kids: ok grandpa let’s get you to bed
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Zootopia 2: unfortunately fails to capture to humor, unrelenting positivity of Judy, and dry humor of Nick. Plot is also fairly straightforward. Throwaway jokes galore are the main redeeming feature.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Three playoff games today and only one has an “under 2 TD” spread? Great system.
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Matthew (Terror on Two Wheels)
worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Me when I have One (1) bowl of soup
erniebufflo.bsky.social Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 1d
A bouquet of baguettes
A brown paper sack with a dozen baguettes peeking out the top is strapped into the passenger seat of a car.
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Too many companies are trying to copy Spotify Wrapped. I do not need my “EV Charging Year End Summary” with fun graphics
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Fkn kids are using “my body my choice”‘regarding wearing jackets in -5F weather 🫤
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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bigblocks.bsky.social
Hank hill, a white man in a cartoon with no ass and a narrow urethra, with a speech bubble
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Honestly Garmin I disagree with your assessment of the dew point.
Garmin watch face says the -12F dew point is “pleasant”
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
These people are so weird!! Never stop beating that drum!
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Whole new kind of Wife Guy just dropped
rachaelstott.bsky.social Rachael Stott @rachaelstott.bsky.social · 3d
Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Me rehearsing the beta for my next rock climb #rockclimbing #climbing
frankydcat.bsky.social ✨Franky✨ @frankydcat.bsky.social · Sep 17
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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sarakatew.bsky.social
I actually HATE how violently I laughed at this just now
a post reading “just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs”
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
It’s Sinema 2.0 AT BEST if Craig is elected.
bubbaprog.xyz Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 4d
I'm sorry, but "I'm a Democrat who supports the Trump agenda but only because I represent a rural district & if I get elected U.S. Senator I'll be a good Democrat I promise" does not cut it anymore
penguins18.bsky.social penguins18.bsky.social @penguins18.bsky.social · 4d
That interview was specifically on the topic of "why do Democrats do so poorly in conservative rural America". And Craig, being almost literally the ONLY Dem in Congress who wins there, is a good person to ask. And also explains why she has a moderate voting record.
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Sickest fkn Lego collection this side of the Mississippi
A background of a brick wall and a potted fern. A hand is holding a piece of wood that has written on it Something you had in 1991 but not is 2025, followed by a frown emoji
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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taylordahlin.com
emily koski was granted a restraining order against the man who is defacing her signs. she talked about him on thursday night, but also said she'd be sharing more info so i held off on this but she sent an email now explaining it

taylordahlin.com/f/emily-kosk...
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Babe wake up new Hornet Road news dropped!

www.startribune.com/disputed-gra...
A judge will settle a longstanding gravel road dispute near Mora — just not anytime soon
For years, neighbor has battled neighbor in rural Kanabec County property fight.
www.startribune.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
iOS 26 kinda sucks but if you’re a parent and you’ve got your background set to rotate pictures of your kids, it somehow is finding a lot more older photos, which is nice.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Car brain is a hell of a drug
Reddit post of someone complaining about driving 3 miles to work, taking 45 minutes. I’d think maybe it’s a joke but it’s posted in the mildly infuriating sub.
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Big if true!
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Damn Pulp Fiction holds up so good.
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bikeguy.bsky.social
Ah shit Klob gotta go
fascistdemtracker.bsky.social Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 9d
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV), Dick Durbin (IL), John Fetterman (PA), Ruben Gallego (AZ), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), John Hickenlooper (CO), Mazie Hirono (HI), Tim Kaine (VA), Mark Kelly (AZ), Angus King (I-ME), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Ben Ray Lujan (NM), ->
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM