BestFriendHarrison
@bestfriendharrison.com
chaotically silent, very delusional, and deeply unlikable // the most insufferable person you know
streams whenever my brain works at twitch.tv/bestfriendharrison
streams whenever my brain works at twitch.tv/bestfriendharrison
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If you ever thought “I need more mediocre attempts at photography in my life” then boy do I have the social media account for you!
I’m posting my favorite and least mediocre photos over at @photos.bestfriendharrison.com
If you’re looking for actually good photos, then idk what to tell you
I’m posting my favorite and least mediocre photos over at @photos.bestfriendharrison.com
If you’re looking for actually good photos, then idk what to tell you
I googled something from The Pitt wondering if it was a real thing and I got spoiled :(
Pour one out for me lads
Pour one out for me lads
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I googled something from The Pitt wondering if it was a real thing and I got spoiled :(
Pour one out for me lads
Pour one out for me lads
I joined an introductory D&D class before the pandemic. I was thrown out fifteen minutes later in a fit of rage because I “had no idea what the fuck I’m doing” and that I’m “quite possibly the dumbest person [they’ve] ever met.”
Good times! Still get anxious at the idea at even looking at a TTRPG!
Good times! Still get anxious at the idea at even looking at a TTRPG!
I'm still not sure how I became a dice goblin despite the fact that I too much social anxiety to play TTRPGs of any kind.
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I joined an introductory D&D class before the pandemic. I was thrown out fifteen minutes later in a fit of rage because I “had no idea what the fuck I’m doing” and that I’m “quite possibly the dumbest person [they’ve] ever met.”
Good times! Still get anxious at the idea at even looking at a TTRPG!
Good times! Still get anxious at the idea at even looking at a TTRPG!
I'm still not sure how I became a dice goblin despite the fact that I too much social anxiety to play TTRPGs of any kind.
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I'm still not sure how I became a dice goblin despite the fact that I too much social anxiety to play TTRPGs of any kind.
Finding out the level of customization one can do at Taco Bell has turned me into the Marco Polo of fast food restaurants
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Finding out the level of customization one can do at Taco Bell has turned me into the Marco Polo of fast food restaurants
The only thing I’m doing this Friday evening is Pizza and The Pitt
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 AM
The only thing I’m doing this Friday evening is Pizza and The Pitt
I may be hideous, but I have a good eye for cute outfits, a killer taste in movies, and a self-depreciating sense of humor that poorly masks my insecurities and anxieties while alienating anyone that unfortunately has to talk to me.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I may be hideous, but I have a good eye for cute outfits, a killer taste in movies, and a self-depreciating sense of humor that poorly masks my insecurities and anxieties while alienating anyone that unfortunately has to talk to me.
The same folks who say empathy is a weapon are out there supporting the killing others for no reason other than their own fear and insecurity
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The same folks who say empathy is a weapon are out there supporting the killing others for no reason other than their own fear and insecurity
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LORD I KNEEL AND OFFER YOU MY WORD ON A WING
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
LORD I KNEEL AND OFFER YOU MY WORD ON A WING
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such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
such a lovely thing to think about
The academy really snubbing No Other Choice tells me they're not Pulp Men of the Year worthy
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The academy really snubbing No Other Choice tells me they're not Pulp Men of the Year worthy
is bus thread a euphemism for today’s political climate or a shit post in the vein of fear and loathing in las vegas?
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
is bus thread a euphemism for today’s political climate or a shit post in the vein of fear and loathing in las vegas?
Is there a career where you can give feedback and advice to folks on their businesses operations while not being a complete yuppie ass about it?
I keep being told that I give good and thoughtful advice, but I hate giving off "group leader who does nothing" vibe.
I keep being told that I give good and thoughtful advice, but I hate giving off "group leader who does nothing" vibe.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Is there a career where you can give feedback and advice to folks on their businesses operations while not being a complete yuppie ass about it?
I keep being told that I give good and thoughtful advice, but I hate giving off "group leader who does nothing" vibe.
I keep being told that I give good and thoughtful advice, but I hate giving off "group leader who does nothing" vibe.
I think we should compromise with the Torment Nexus and only feed the annoying orphans to the Orphan Crushing Machine. It can only crush orphans and not anyone else!
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I think we should compromise with the Torment Nexus and only feed the annoying orphans to the Orphan Crushing Machine. It can only crush orphans and not anyone else!
I'm in my "it's fun; i had fun" movie watching phase
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I'm in my "it's fun; i had fun" movie watching phase
you are not immune to propaganda (I subscribed to a Patreon)
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
you are not immune to propaganda (I subscribed to a Patreon)
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When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul.
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
it is a good day to make bad posts
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
it is a good day to make bad posts
like comment and subscribe if you hate it when your phone turns into a ticking timebomb and you have to spend two hours on the phone with the warranty people only to tell you to take it in to their local repair franchisee
TRYING THIS AGAIN
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
Posting to holding myself accountable
I stream tomorrow night
What will I stream? I don’t know!
Will I embarrass myself and validate my own incompetency? Definitely!
I stream tomorrow night
What will I stream? I don’t know!
Will I embarrass myself and validate my own incompetency? Definitely!
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
like comment and subscribe if you hate it when your phone turns into a ticking timebomb and you have to spend two hours on the phone with the warranty people only to tell you to take it in to their local repair franchisee
TRYING THIS AGAIN
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
Posting to holding myself accountable
I stream tomorrow night
What will I stream? I don’t know!
Will I embarrass myself and validate my own incompetency? Definitely!
I stream tomorrow night
What will I stream? I don’t know!
Will I embarrass myself and validate my own incompetency? Definitely!
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
TRYING THIS AGAIN
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
ME STREAM TOMORROW NIGHT.
folks literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
folks literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
The nice lady at Taco Bell knows me as a regular now
I did not consent to be perceived by another human being at this hour.
I did not consent to be perceived by another human being at this hour.
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The nice lady at Taco Bell knows me as a regular now
I did not consent to be perceived by another human being at this hour.
I did not consent to be perceived by another human being at this hour.
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I am serious when I say this is one of the best things I've ever seen, please take three minutes of your life and it will be worth it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcII...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcII...
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I am serious when I say this is one of the best things I've ever seen, please take three minutes of your life and it will be worth it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcII...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcII...