Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb
@bertoinpublic.bsky.social
Bay Area sports, linguistics. Minority, minority owner @oaklandballers.bsky.social, Ballers beat writer?
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COOL STUFF THREAD!
I am going to start a thread of all the cool stuff I’ve done in my life. This isn’t bragging. It’s reminding myself that I’ve had a good life.
I encourage all of you to post a similar thread and/or reply here with your cool life moments.
I am going to start a thread of all the cool stuff I’ve done in my life. This isn’t bragging. It’s reminding myself that I’ve had a good life.
I encourage all of you to post a similar thread and/or reply here with your cool life moments.
So it seems I’m a @pixiesofficial.bsky.social fan.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So it seems I’m a @pixiesofficial.bsky.social fan.
And no one can talk to a horse of course…
Look. I can talk to a horse as long as I don’t expect an answer. I just need someone to listen. I’m not really looking for advice.
Look. I can talk to a horse as long as I don’t expect an answer. I just need someone to listen. I’m not really looking for advice.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
And no one can talk to a horse of course…
Look. I can talk to a horse as long as I don’t expect an answer. I just need someone to listen. I’m not really looking for advice.
Look. I can talk to a horse as long as I don’t expect an answer. I just need someone to listen. I’m not really looking for advice.
I think when I wake up tomorrow I will be recovered from staying out late on Saturday
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think when I wake up tomorrow I will be recovered from staying out late on Saturday
I never had quite that level of biff, but I have kicked the ground in front of the ball when kicking for points so I feel bad for Koo.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I never had quite that level of biff, but I have kicked the ground in front of the ball when kicking for points so I feel bad for Koo.
I am enjoying paid leave.
I can run errands, clean and organize while no one is home, and take interpreting work for that sweet, sweet double income.
Also, I think my interview today went well.
I can run errands, clean and organize while no one is home, and take interpreting work for that sweet, sweet double income.
Also, I think my interview today went well.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I am enjoying paid leave.
I can run errands, clean and organize while no one is home, and take interpreting work for that sweet, sweet double income.
Also, I think my interview today went well.
I can run errands, clean and organize while no one is home, and take interpreting work for that sweet, sweet double income.
Also, I think my interview today went well.
A pizza place in Berkeley showing UCLA-USC and not the Cal game is a choice.
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A pizza place in Berkeley showing UCLA-USC and not the Cal game is a choice.
Meanwhile I’m waiting for a single email from @oaklandish.bsky.social
I get that this is a big weekend for retail sales but if you, as a business, send me six emails in 48 hours then you should go directly to jail
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Meanwhile I’m waiting for a single email from @oaklandish.bsky.social
I wish all of football would figure out how to not call penalties that don’t actually matter.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I wish all of football would figure out how to not call penalties that don’t actually matter.
Getting ready for my 30th HS reunion and I’m still not 100% sure why I’m going. Selfishly, I think it may be because I have a PhD and the same waist size I had in ‘95 and I’m going to see how much I won by after being treated like crap for four years by people with better prospects.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Getting ready for my 30th HS reunion and I’m still not 100% sure why I’m going. Selfishly, I think it may be because I have a PhD and the same waist size I had in ‘95 and I’m going to see how much I won by after being treated like crap for four years by people with better prospects.
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👀 TWO YEARS AGO TODAY. We introduced the world to the Oakland Ballers. What an unreal run it's been so far. We're just getting started. 🏆
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
👀 TWO YEARS AGO TODAY. We introduced the world to the Oakland Ballers. What an unreal run it's been so far. We're just getting started. 🏆
Doing dishes after dropping off the wife and kids to go backpacking on the Friday after Thanksgiving:
“Wait a second….”
“Wait a second….”
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Doing dishes after dropping off the wife and kids to go backpacking on the Friday after Thanksgiving:
“Wait a second….”
“Wait a second….”
Watching House of Guinness and remembering using mostly Irish Celtic Rock to score my rugby linguistics documentary and my British professor complaining to another faculty member that rugby was invented in England and I should recognize that in the music.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watching House of Guinness and remembering using mostly Irish Celtic Rock to score my rugby linguistics documentary and my British professor complaining to another faculty member that rugby was invented in England and I should recognize that in the music.
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I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
ALT: boba fett is standing next to a man in a robe in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I just heard someone refer to Boba Fett’s ship as “Opportunity Intern 1”, and I’m dead.
Billy Corgan playing all the instruments on Siamese Dream was a lot more impressive before I learned how albums are recorded.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Billy Corgan playing all the instruments on Siamese Dream was a lot more impressive before I learned how albums are recorded.
You know it’s coming but the roll call that starts the new De La album is a crusher.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You know it’s coming but the roll call that starts the new De La album is a crusher.
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We're thankful for every Oakland sports fan, every sold-out night, every ounce of energy you delivered. You showed up all season and together we brought home a championship for Oakland. We are and will always be forever thankful you've joined us on this journey. Happy Thanksgiving. 🦃⚾️🏆
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We're thankful for every Oakland sports fan, every sold-out night, every ounce of energy you delivered. You showed up all season and together we brought home a championship for Oakland. We are and will always be forever thankful you've joined us on this journey. Happy Thanksgiving. 🦃⚾️🏆
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🍿 🎥 Join us this Saturday for a FREE screening of Inside Out at Raimondi Park in partnership with Cal State East Bay and Pixar. 🎟️ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/town-flicks-at-raimondi-park-inside-out-tickets-1936653174779?aff=oddtdtcreator
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🍿 🎥 Join us this Saturday for a FREE screening of Inside Out at Raimondi Park in partnership with Cal State East Bay and Pixar. 🎟️ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/town-flicks-at-raimondi-park-inside-out-tickets-1936653174779?aff=oddtdtcreator
Me: Do you know Insane Clown Posse?
14y/o: I’m not into those kinds of movies.
14y/o: I’m not into those kinds of movies.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me: Do you know Insane Clown Posse?
14y/o: I’m not into those kinds of movies.
14y/o: I’m not into those kinds of movies.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
WTF is Joe Buck’s outfit??!!
Ugh. Don’t they have stylists? Nothing goes with any other element of the fit.
Ugh. Don’t they have stylists? Nothing goes with any other element of the fit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
WTF is Joe Buck’s outfit??!!
Ugh. Don’t they have stylists? Nothing goes with any other element of the fit.
Ugh. Don’t they have stylists? Nothing goes with any other element of the fit.
I gave the last faculty consult I am likely to give at school and the professor asked for my personal email so we can talk about accessible pedagogy in the future.
Y’all. I was good at this job.
Y’all. I was good at this job.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I gave the last faculty consult I am likely to give at school and the professor asked for my personal email so we can talk about accessible pedagogy in the future.
Y’all. I was good at this job.
Y’all. I was good at this job.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One time, I wrote an article about Amy Schnieder for Parents Magazine.
www.parents.com/news/jeopard...
www.parents.com/news/jeopard...
Jeopardy! Champ Amy Schneider Is a Role Model for My 'Nerdy Trans Kids'
Schneider's run on <em>Jeopardy!</em> is a big deal to me and my transgender kids.
www.parents.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One time, I wrote an article about Amy Schnieder for Parents Magazine.
www.parents.com/news/jeopard...
www.parents.com/news/jeopard...
Face for radio
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Face for radio
Now it is this morning. Tune in at 9:00 AM Pacific.
Reminder that me and the kids will be on KQED’s Forum tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM. Call in and tell us how cool we are.
Here’s our interview from last week:
www.kqed.org/news/1206360...
Here’s our interview from last week:
www.kqed.org/news/1206360...
‘Love You for You:’ What Parents Can Learn About Love and Support from their Trans Kids | KQED
Episode 3 of KQED's new series, "Love You for You," features trans and nonbinary youth from across California in conversation with their parents.
www.kqed.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Now it is this morning. Tune in at 9:00 AM Pacific.