Bert
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laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
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Oh. 😳👀 Well I'm glad at least one of us does. #BadTattoo
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh. 😳👀 Well I'm glad at least one of us does. #BadTattoo
I'm locked for a week on the stupid app for weiners so I guess I'll be here more often
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm locked for a week on the stupid app for weiners so I guess I'll be here more often
if it were a cookie, then brookies would just be called cookies
[loads up]
Hey--Are brownies a cake or a cookie?
[pulls pin, runs away.]
Hey--Are brownies a cake or a cookie?
[pulls pin, runs away.]
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if it were a cookie, then brookies would just be called cookies
the pistons are gonna go 80-2
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the pistons are gonna go 80-2
what is this because it isnt football
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
what is this because it isnt football
keystone cops ass defense
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
keystone cops ass defense
just the horrible dropsies today
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
just the horrible dropsies today
are you fucking kidding me
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
are you fucking kidding me
lol he pulled the victor cruz on em
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
lol he pulled the victor cruz on em
If I'm NYG I'm faking that FG right in Dan Campbell's face. literally nothing to lose.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I'm NYG I'm faking that FG right in Dan Campbell's face. literally nothing to lose.
awesome decision to get no OL help at the deadline
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
awesome decision to get no OL help at the deadline
that had no business working
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
that had no business working
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I’m so mad at how hard I laughed
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’m so mad at how hard I laughed
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seeing “second 10-win season in Indiana history” is a wild stat when the first was last year and they’ve been playing since 1887
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
seeing “second 10-win season in Indiana history” is a wild stat when the first was last year and they’ve been playing since 1887
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I mean, who hasn’t been
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I mean, who hasn’t been
holy shit what a catch
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
holy shit what a catch
Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
Nightmare on Black Phone 2 Street Part 4: The Dream Master
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Nightmare on Black Phone 2 Street Part 4: The Dream Master
nobody wants to win the Cal/Va Tech game
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
nobody wants to win the Cal/Va Tech game
brb, scarring myself for life
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
brb, scarring myself for life
