Bernie Santa
@berniebanter.bsky.social
Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
‘That’s nice’, thought Ellen, ‘I haven’t won the crossword competition but they’re giving me a FIFA peace prize just for taking part…’
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
‘That’s nice’, thought Ellen, ‘I haven’t won the crossword competition but they’re giving me a FIFA peace prize just for taking part…’
Whiny fascist rag gets what it’s been whining about for years then whines about it. 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Whiny fascist rag gets what it’s been whining about for years then whines about it. 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
It is now more dangerous to show dissent in the UK than it is in China, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It is now more dangerous to show dissent in the UK than it is in China, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
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Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned.
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned.
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
I’d actually forgotten Charlie Kirk was dead.
Nice to be reminded.
Nice to be reminded.
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’d actually forgotten Charlie Kirk was dead.
Nice to be reminded.
Nice to be reminded.
Good evening Bluesky,
…Planning and dreaming his kisses will start that won’t get you into his heart…
UK: # N/A. US: #4
1964.
Hit 5/22
Also.
UK: #10. US: # N/A
1964.
Hit 4/7.
…Planning and dreaming his kisses will start that won’t get you into his heart…
UK: # N/A. US: #4
1964.
Hit 5/22
Also.
UK: #10. US: # N/A
1964.
Hit 4/7.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…Planning and dreaming his kisses will start that won’t get you into his heart…
UK: # N/A. US: #4
1964.
Hit 5/22
Also.
UK: #10. US: # N/A
1964.
Hit 4/7.
…Planning and dreaming his kisses will start that won’t get you into his heart…
UK: # N/A. US: #4
1964.
Hit 5/22
Also.
UK: #10. US: # N/A
1964.
Hit 4/7.
More lectures on how to be British from the terribly British Zia Yusuf.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
More lectures on how to be British from the terribly British Zia Yusuf.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Did they sing ‘I’m Dreaming Of A White Britmas’?
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Did they sing ‘I’m Dreaming Of A White Britmas’?
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The government is letting the hunger strikers die.
This is a national scandal - and should be on the front-page of every newspaper in Britain.
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/gove...
This is a national scandal - and should be on the front-page of every newspaper in Britain.
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/gove...
Government risks letting protesters on hunger strike die, Corbyn warns
JEREMY CORBYN warned today that the government risks letting jailed Palestine protesters on hunger strike die in prison.The former Labour leader and Your Party MP said that he had visited one of the h...
morningstaronline.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The government is letting the hunger strikers die.
This is a national scandal - and should be on the front-page of every newspaper in Britain.
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/gove...
This is a national scandal - and should be on the front-page of every newspaper in Britain.
morningstaronline.co.uk/article/gove...
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Cool with a capital K.
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cool with a capital K.
Good evening Bluesky,
…See your sister in the raw, did you ever, did you ever?…
UK: #5. US: # N/A.
1971.
Hit 3/6.
…See your sister in the raw, did you ever, did you ever?…
UK: #5. US: # N/A.
1971.
Hit 3/6.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…See your sister in the raw, did you ever, did you ever?…
UK: #5. US: # N/A.
1971.
Hit 3/6.
…See your sister in the raw, did you ever, did you ever?…
UK: #5. US: # N/A.
1971.
Hit 3/6.
RIP Stanley Baxter.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
RIP Stanley Baxter.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
‘So what do you do?’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
‘So what do you do?’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
‘I’m still good with the threesome’ said Emily, ‘but tell me Ralph, why is George dressed as Queen Victoria?’
We are obliged by your offer, but such an arrangement would not suit us at all.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
‘I’m still good with the threesome’ said Emily, ‘but tell me Ralph, why is George dressed as Queen Victoria?’
No takers?
Let’s ask @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Let’s ask @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Good evening Bluesky,
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
No takers?
Let’s ask @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
Let’s ask @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social
You can add 🇬🇧 to that.
THE NEW AXIS OF EVIL
🇷🇺
🇨🇳
🇰🇵
🇸🇦
🇦🇪
🇺🇲
Now that America has endorsed the Russian invasion of Europe, declared tariff wars against all democratic nations, begun committing war crimes daily, and taken to the high seas in acts of contemptible piracy, we deserve this new status.
🇷🇺
🇨🇳
🇰🇵
🇸🇦
🇦🇪
🇺🇲
Now that America has endorsed the Russian invasion of Europe, declared tariff wars against all democratic nations, begun committing war crimes daily, and taken to the high seas in acts of contemptible piracy, we deserve this new status.
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You can add 🇬🇧 to that.
Why does he even want to be in the House of Lords?
Surely being a Reichstag member, a Gauleiter and an SS Obergrüppenführer is enough for anyone.
Surely being a Reichstag member, a Gauleiter and an SS Obergrüppenführer is enough for anyone.
How about put the frog faced racist in the House of Lords, then abolish it.
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why does he even want to be in the House of Lords?
Surely being a Reichstag member, a Gauleiter and an SS Obergrüppenführer is enough for anyone.
Surely being a Reichstag member, a Gauleiter and an SS Obergrüppenführer is enough for anyone.
I’m sure Mr.Bean has a cunning plan.
Paul Bean leaves Reform UK after suspension for alleged comments
Former County Durham Reform councillor leaves party after suspension
A County Durham councillor has left Reform UK after being suspended by the party.
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m sure Mr.Bean has a cunning plan.
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Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
Good evening Bluesky,
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Good evening Bluesky,
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
…I’ll wait until my chances occur cos you can’t keep relying on her…
UK: #2. US: #10.
1978.
One hit wonder.
Anything other than actually work for a living eh, Bradley?
Former Tory MP Ben Bradley has now defected to Reform. They really are taking all the worst people from the Boris era.
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Anything other than actually work for a living eh, Bradley?
‘Oh please hurry, Mr. Rossetti’ sighed Emily, ‘I’m due at Mr. Millais at six and I need some hot toddy in case he wants me to lie in the bath again.’
“Sunshine” is not worthy of her name, for she writes a rude and unladylike letter. We should be glad to hear from her when she has recovered her temper and her good manners.
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
‘Oh please hurry, Mr. Rossetti’ sighed Emily, ‘I’m due at Mr. Millais at six and I need some hot toddy in case he wants me to lie in the bath again.’
Still be wearing that sad excuse for a toupee though?
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Still be wearing that sad excuse for a toupee though?