Bernie Santa
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Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.
Nigel has spent the last week calling Jews who accused him of antisemitism liars and fakes.
So who’s the real antisemite here?
So who’s the real antisemite here?
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nigel has spent the last week calling Jews who accused him of antisemitism liars and fakes.
So who’s the real antisemite here?
So who’s the real antisemite here?
‘That’s nice’, thought Ellen, ‘I haven’t won the crossword competition but they’re giving me a FIFA peace prize just for taking part…’
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
‘That’s nice’, thought Ellen, ‘I haven’t won the crossword competition but they’re giving me a FIFA peace prize just for taking part…’
Whiny fascist rag gets what it’s been whining about for years then whines about it. 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Whiny fascist rag gets what it’s been whining about for years then whines about it. 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
It is now more dangerous to show dissent in the UK than it is in China, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It is now more dangerous to show dissent in the UK than it is in China, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
Say ‘thank you’ to all the clever, moderate, reasonable, intelligent, sensible, practical, mature adults in the room who voted for this.
More lectures on how to be British from the terribly British Zia Yusuf.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
More lectures on how to be British from the terribly British Zia Yusuf.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Next week: How to be American by Osama Bin Laden.
Did they sing ‘I’m Dreaming Of A White Britmas’?
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Did they sing ‘I’m Dreaming Of A White Britmas’?
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
RIP Stanley Baxter.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
RIP Stanley Baxter.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
I wonder if the Rowlings, Linehans, Farages and Starmers will be burbling about ‘a legend’ and ‘a British comedy icon’ before going back to their daily trans-bashing shit.
‘So what do you do?’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
‘So what do you do?’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
‘What day is it?’
‘Tuesday.’
‘I’m still Prime Minister.’
Still be wearing that sad excuse for a toupee though?
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Still be wearing that sad excuse for a toupee though?
And too many complete Charlies.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And too many complete Charlies.
Albert had cast one glance too many at Alice’s rear and Emily gave him a reproving glance.
What none of them knew was that they were about to become the ancestors of the ‘Jealous Girlfriend’ meme…
#GirlsOwnCC
What none of them knew was that they were about to become the ancestors of the ‘Jealous Girlfriend’ meme…
#GirlsOwnCC
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Albert had cast one glance too many at Alice’s rear and Emily gave him a reproving glance.
What none of them knew was that they were about to become the ancestors of the ‘Jealous Girlfriend’ meme…
#GirlsOwnCC
What none of them knew was that they were about to become the ancestors of the ‘Jealous Girlfriend’ meme…
#GirlsOwnCC
Giving the dull boy a trophy for taking part is the literal definition of Woke.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Giving the dull boy a trophy for taking part is the literal definition of Woke.
If you don’t like London, move back to Broadmoor where you belong.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If you don’t like London, move back to Broadmoor where you belong.
If these fuckwits had ever watched one of these sitcoms, they’d know that 99% of the time it’s the white guy who ends up looking a total twat. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If these fuckwits had ever watched one of these sitcoms, they’d know that 99% of the time it’s the white guy who ends up looking a total twat. 🤣
Funny how this deep state keeps trying to kill or silence people but they always manage to evade destruction.
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Funny how this deep state keeps trying to kill or silence people but they always manage to evade destruction.
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
The deep state must be really shit at basic espionage. 🤣
This was mine. Strictly forbidden at my catholic grammar school of course.
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This was mine. Strictly forbidden at my catholic grammar school of course.
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Unless your teacher wanted to listen to the test match at lunchtime….😉
Nearly 1 in 1 Reform voters in Britain speak and write English like it was their second language.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nearly 1 in 1 Reform voters in Britain speak and write English like it was their second language.
The Fruit Loop continues…
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Fruit Loop continues…
Swap Dump’s face with Farage’s with no loss of accuracy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Swap Dump’s face with Farage’s with no loss of accuracy.
Jesus was crucified by the biggest state in recorded history - The Roman Empire.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Jesus was crucified by the biggest state in recorded history - The Roman Empire.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
Which, by the way, did have a welfare system.
I couldn’t care less about Pakistanis in the House of Commons.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I couldn’t care less about Pakistanis in the House of Commons.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
I’m more worried about Russians in the House of Lords and having a PM who takes his orders from Tel Aviv.
NBC News, November 22, 1963.
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
NBC News, November 22, 1963.
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
President John Kennedy was ‘tested’ today in Dallas….
Who but a Tory would get angry at a person with £7k a year to live on?
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Who but a Tory would get angry at a person with £7k a year to live on?
‘Look, all those princesses and duchesses love a bit of rough…’
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
‘Look, all those princesses and duchesses love a bit of rough…’