BeardyThings
@beardythings.bsky.social
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37yo, NSFW content here, minors not allowed. Just a Beard doin Beard things. Purchaser of art, writer, gamer.
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ICE is in the parking lot of my work, a Neighborhood Market in Beaverton, Oregon.

Uh oh.
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
PFFF HAHAHA what are horses XD
Me when I check on you after your nap
When you lay down in the horse pen and one of the ponies thinks you died 👁️👄👁️
One cup of fresh white rice, a few slices of cut up air fried or baked spam, and some very runny eggs over easy.

Throw whatever spices and seasonings you want on there.

Fucking delicious. Try it out.
What's your favorite low effort meal?
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BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
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If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
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Yeeehaww!

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HaHAAAA time to play the mental gymnastics game of:

Do I find this sexually attractive because I think it's hot, or cause that's what I want to be!
This is a much less hilarious response than Topi's but still funny. 😂 I'm sorry you're having to watch this happen rofl
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i saw this and i’m not gonna lie i needed to see this.

i hope it helps others not feel guilty that we can’t do more
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lots of stuff on my mind

lots of stuff im goin through

lots of stuff life is throwing at me and us