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Beard Holtby
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Fan account. Forever a Washington Capital and Stanley Cup Champion beard. The mighty of the man, the best of the Beast. Reminder: this is a fan account.
Still a better game. So that’s good
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Shit the bed.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sourdif, you brilliant SOB!
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Double matinees. OT for game two. 😒
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Charlie kicking ass so far!
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Ethen Frank gets things going for the /Capitals! 👏
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man, fuck Monumental for airing ICE recruitment commercials during Caps games. How completely shameful and grotesque.
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was not aware. Wow
This 100% wouldn’t have happened if Nicki Minaj had switched over to Bluesky.
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Or Keith Urban
Carrie Underwood
Snoop
Shaq
Jon Stamos
Jon Voight
Mark Wahlberg
Mel Gibson
Nicki Minaj
David Mamet
Chris Pratt
The Quaid bros
Billy Ray Cyrus
Liz Hurley
Drea de Matteo (Adrienne)
Who did I forget.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Snoop, Stefani, Minaj… damn. So sad.
Nicki Minaj just stepped out onto the Turning Point USA America Fest stage, hand in hand with Erika Kirk.
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point USA event:
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
😂😂😂 should’ve been me
I didn’t win the powerball but the winning numbers included 4, 20, and 69 so SOMEBODY won.
December 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So yes. Twisted and corrupt.
WELKER: Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her?

BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about

WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it?

BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ouch. Poor dude. Hope he’s ok. That was a lot of blood.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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🎯
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.

That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Open up Medicare.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 20h
Without a fix from Congress, costs for many people who buy health care on the Affordable Care Act marketplace have gone up. Here's what's to know about cheaper choices — and pitfalls to be aware of.
Shopping for pricy ACA health plans? Some cheaper options come with trade-offs
Without a fix from Congress, costs for many people who buy health care on the Affordable Care Act marketplace have gone up. Here's what's to know about cheaper choices — and pitfalls to be aware of.
n.pr
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Better start, Caps.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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i don't "flirt" on the timeline. i open mouth kiss you on the timeline
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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“…lost your woman to a karate man” is a delightful turn of phrase
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.

www.nola.com/news/educati...
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
😳 I wonder if the Caps are selling out
Something strange is happening at Scotiabank Arena: The Toronto Maple Leafs are no longer selling out.

Once a team that sold out every home game for more than a decade, the Leafs have sold out only six of their first 20 home games this season.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM