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@bastardpalace.com
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my art lives at bastardpalace.com
my art lives at bastardpalace.com
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if you don't wanna see gas, mute #fart
askbeep questions are submitted here: bastardpalace.com/ask
i love you
if you don't wanna see gas, mute #fart
askbeep questions are submitted here: bastardpalace.com/ask
i love you
actual first thing i drew this month was @booki.bsky.social 's drowzee
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
actual first thing i drew this month was @booki.bsky.social 's drowzee
once again trying to get the cel look down digitally
i mean what i found this on ebay can’t believe this is real guys
i mean what i found this on ebay can’t believe this is real guys
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
once again trying to get the cel look down digitally
i mean what i found this on ebay can’t believe this is real guys
i mean what i found this on ebay can’t believe this is real guys
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insane acrobatics
(Nerds™)
(Nerds™)
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
insane acrobatics
(Nerds™)
(Nerds™)
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get too close and he'll confuse you for a huge walking talking fruit
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
get too close and he'll confuse you for a huge walking talking fruit
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[FATFUR]
snacks aren't a "donation", please stop
snacks aren't a "donation", please stop
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
[FATFUR]
snacks aren't a "donation", please stop
snacks aren't a "donation", please stop
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he's showing off his new undies...
(King Dedede, Kirby and the Search for the Dreamy Gears!)
(King Dedede, Kirby and the Search for the Dreamy Gears!)
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
he's showing off his new undies...
(King Dedede, Kirby and the Search for the Dreamy Gears!)
(King Dedede, Kirby and the Search for the Dreamy Gears!)
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A King K. Rool transformation, from 2021.
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A King K. Rool transformation, from 2021.
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Don't hire me to redesign characters because this is what I would do
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Don't hire me to redesign characters because this is what I would do
christ im lucky i decided to rebuild my pc at the end of 2024
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
christ im lucky i decided to rebuild my pc at the end of 2024
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
just saw this at target are you kidding me
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
just saw this at target are you kidding me
stable fiber internet connection i missed u so much
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
stable fiber internet connection i missed u so much
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A TOTALLY authentic cell from Frosty the Snowman (1969)~
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A TOTALLY authentic cell from Frosty the Snowman (1969)~
cleaning the tub jets got me feeling funny
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
cleaning the tub jets got me feeling funny
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#askbeep
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
#askbeep
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
internet gateway showed up today and i'm not getting any service
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
internet gateway showed up today and i'm not getting any service
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
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boooo quit taking up all the storage
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
boooo quit taking up all the storage
didn't get to draw yesterday but i'm making good progress on the house, and i just had the best sleep in what feels like forever
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
didn't get to draw yesterday but i'm making good progress on the house, and i just had the best sleep in what feels like forever
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
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Slippy hoped to be a BIG help in this mission, but... this isn't what he had in mind!
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Slippy hoped to be a BIG help in this mission, but... this isn't what he had in mind!
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
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“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
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how is he even flying what
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
how is he even flying what