BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
“Like Thanksgiving dinner, there’s a lot of leftover air for parade balloons, meaning you should go with what your hormones say like what your stomach says!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Like Thanksgiving dinner, there’s a lot of leftover air for parade balloons, meaning you should go with what your hormones say like what your stomach says!”
“The fat bird himself has to celebrate the day of a fat bird accordingly!”
Happy (early) Thanksgiving!! Have a safe one!! 🦃
Happy (early) Thanksgiving!! Have a safe one!! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“The fat bird himself has to celebrate the day of a fat bird accordingly!”
Happy (early) Thanksgiving!! Have a safe one!! 🦃
Happy (early) Thanksgiving!! Have a safe one!! 🦃
Reposted by BalloonedBird 🔞
Just drew this concept for a new crow/raven/corvid character. All the head types I like are taken, so I just went with a more real look.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just drew this concept for a new crow/raven/corvid character. All the head types I like are taken, so I just went with a more real look.
Reposted by BalloonedBird 🔞
Stucrow drawn by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social !
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stucrow drawn by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social !
“The usually mixed-matched alligator is all puffed up here!”
A trade with my friend @altcroc3.bsky.social, go give him some love since he’s a good friend! (or also maybe bully him 😈)
A trade with my friend @altcroc3.bsky.social, go give him some love since he’s a good friend! (or also maybe bully him 😈)
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“The usually mixed-matched alligator is all puffed up here!”
A trade with my friend @altcroc3.bsky.social, go give him some love since he’s a good friend! (or also maybe bully him 😈)
A trade with my friend @altcroc3.bsky.social, go give him some love since he’s a good friend! (or also maybe bully him 😈)
“He’s not taking his rejection from Kirby Air Riders too great…”
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s not taking his rejection from Kirby Air Riders too great…”
“Big belts are required for big berried borbs to be juiced out of!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Big belts are required for big berried borbs to be juiced out of!”
“BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB”
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB”
“Busting his rump for that dumb bitch really did something huh?”
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Busting his rump for that dumb bitch really did something huh?”
“He’s saving himself decades with those thighs!”
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s saving himself decades with those thighs!”
“He’d be PERFECT to use in gourmet race!”
Some fanart of @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Winged Star design!
Some fanart of @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Winged Star design!
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’d be PERFECT to use in gourmet race!”
Some fanart of @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Winged Star design!
Some fanart of @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Winged Star design!
“He’s already blue, but what if he was even more blue?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s already blue, but what if he was even more blue?”
“Like any head honcho of the Chaotix Detective Agency, Vector has to have his donuts before any case with a big pay day!”
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Like any head honcho of the Chaotix Detective Agency, Vector has to have his donuts before any case with a big pay day!”
“Imagine being such a fat lazy borb that you have to be fed through the fucking belly button…”
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Imagine being such a fat lazy borb that you have to be fed through the fucking belly button…”
“Emp from Kirby And The Crystal Shards may be obscure, but not obscure enough to run away from being chased by Kirby, or fattened up!”
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Emp from Kirby And The Crystal Shards may be obscure, but not obscure enough to run away from being chased by Kirby, or fattened up!”
“What did Sakurai mean by this?”
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“What did Sakurai mean by this?”
“More like the big bad bird amirite?”
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“More like the big bad bird amirite?”
“You’re gonna need fat stacks of cash if you want to play with this fat fuck in Sonic Rumble…”
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“You’re gonna need fat stacks of cash if you want to play with this fat fuck in Sonic Rumble…”
“That tank is in there real tight, just like how tight this bird blimp is!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“That tank is in there real tight, just like how tight this bird blimp is!”
“He has reset it to factory mode many times afterwards, yet it still keeps giving an error! Must be really telling something…”
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He has reset it to factory mode many times afterwards, yet it still keeps giving an error! Must be really telling something…”
“The phrase ‘I wonder what’s on the news’ could never be so unpredictable…”
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“The phrase ‘I wonder what’s on the news’ could never be so unpredictable…”
“Another Halloween, another fat bird character costume for Tuba to wear!”
Both a costume and a way to showcase my future Air Riders main! Happy Halloween, and stay safe! 🎃❤️
Both a costume and a way to showcase my future Air Riders main! Happy Halloween, and stay safe! 🎃❤️
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Another Halloween, another fat bird character costume for Tuba to wear!”
Both a costume and a way to showcase my future Air Riders main! Happy Halloween, and stay safe! 🎃❤️
Both a costume and a way to showcase my future Air Riders main! Happy Halloween, and stay safe! 🎃❤️
“SNAKE EYES?!”
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“SNAKE EYES?!”
“He stole a trick-or-treater’s king-sized pack of gum, and now he’s getting karma!”
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“He stole a trick-or-treater’s king-sized pack of gum, and now he’s getting karma!”
“How fat do you have to be to not be able to even fly as a ghost?!”
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“How fat do you have to be to not be able to even fly as a ghost?!”