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i was gonna say that such a scenario could never be considered a bad ending in my eyes, but i'm assuming you mean a normally fit, health conscious character letting themselves go.

it's fine i guess.

but i prefer fat characters that are happy being fat and want to get fatter.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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ask the nice lady in the lobby where the bathroom is and then use it
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.

i’d be unstoppable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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sure i’ll be underwear, and i think i’ll ride up dedede’s crack.

favorite type of underwear to wear on my ass are boxers.

on my face, well-worn tighty whities.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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only because your face is so comfy (🔈)
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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super rooster booster

it tastes like cherry cough syrup but

well
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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every frame i've seen from that show is ugly. guts man included unfortunately, especially since it's the first time he's actually had a gut.

this reminded me that i had tweaked his design before and i can't recall if i posted it anywhere
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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idk if it's surprising or not but he doesn't really do it for me; fattened up or not. maybe it's because i never played lost world.

if you rearrange the letters in his name you get something close to zorak, so that's kinda cool.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i can't help you but thanks for picking lunch for me today
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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when i get better at game modding

also pixel art
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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yeah i think everyone should stuff themselves until they end up with one
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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i don’t really have a set canon for him, but i’ve always imagined him as a king with an army of drones that he orders around.

so i guess no.

but i think it’s fun to stick him in any number of scenarios, so he certainly could have one.

as long as he’s the boss.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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of course

but no matter how pregnant he makes you, he'll still be hungrier and grumpier.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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i’m an og guts kinda guy

especially after a few modifications
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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god i’ve actually been trying to pin this down for the past couple months to no avail

consider this an open call to send me your headcanon goliath voices
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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i played mega man 4 on a test stream a little bit ago, and my two favorites from that would be toad man and bright man.

because they’re the roundest of course.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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i'm a big fan

but it's too late to get any so stop making me hungry
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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i received this at nearly the exact same time as my own test submission. it was spooky.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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certainly not. i just smell like bird.

not to say goliath's brand couldn't end up on me somehow...
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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it wasn’t me, honest!
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
hmm needs a pngtuber
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
moderation on this site has gotten out of hand

do i fight this
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
#fart

wubbly and bubbly
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i have in fact drawn him a couple of times, but that's a criminally low amount for how much i love this guy

i uhh also need to actually watch treasure planet
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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drowzee for sure. short, pudgy, smug face... just a little weirdo.

i'm glad people liked seeing me get bullied by em. when it comes to hypno, i find him neat from time to time, but i just love drowzee so much more. i wouldn't rule out drawing him though...
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM