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Francine
@basicallyamuppet.bsky.social
Writer, guitarist, flautist, Trekkie, MSTie, weirdo, collector of vintage band tees.
Christmas Mode: Activated
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just an fyi for those who weren't aware, the Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas special is available on Tubi.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Christmas tree acquired!
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The supermoon didn't make me feel completely insane, what's up with that?
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Read the room, Pantone.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Perfect night for a fire 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I love how people come back from a trip sick as hell and still say things like, "I caught a virus on the plane." It's Covid. You have Covid.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I haven't found many modern Christmas songs that I like but I actually love this one: youtu.be/aBpYk9vuneE?...
Bleachers - Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BleachersVEVO
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just learned there was a series made just about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem so I'm watching it and it's actually pretty funny! Also, Danny Trejo must really love the Muppets cause he's been in like everything they've done in the past few years (don't blame him though).
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Totally badass and tough until a Rankin/Bass Christmas special comes on.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ever feel a sadness so intense that your whole body feels like you got run over by a bus that was carrying a bunch of elephants? Just me? lolololugh
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Gonna make my own Francine Wrapped and send all my friends the amount of times they sent me a meme or the amount of times we were supposed to hang out but they cancelled.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The store had no lemongrass so I had to get lemongrass paste. Will this ruin my soup? I've never used it before 😫
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Stranger Things is such chaos at this point I don't even know wtf is going on anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Already looking forward to the soup I'm going to make this weekend.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A woman who can't stand me is now kissing up to me in hopes I'll help her get a job at a place I used to work, who's gonna tell her?
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me while the rest of New England gets snow:
a man sitting in front of a window wearing a shirt that says ' me '
ALT: a man sitting in front of a window wearing a shirt that says ' me '
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trying to plan when to see a movie with a friend who can only do weeknights but can't stay out that late is so damn hard 😫
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Look at this freaking strawberry.
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Every day feels like being pelted by stones thrown from on high. Some days they hit, others they just make a lot of racket." - @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not the continuous feeling of impending doom.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM