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Naomi/Nomi/Noddy - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪
They/she. Autist. Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
Helping my sis out at a market tomorrow. Have made two cakes for the stall, but havent told her one is actually vegan.

Nothing she's made will be vegan so we now have all bases covered 😊
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Remember Shirley Phelps Roper, that deluded Westboro Baptist bitch?

Google her birth date 🤪
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Had 63 sessions on Persona 3 lmao
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The lovely young chap who did my earwax removal yesterday told me people are really rude to him when he does appointments at my local clinic, and said he didn't know why.

Sadly, I think his skin colour might have been a factor :(
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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The moment Reform’s Zia Yusuf showed who he really is. And the #bbcqt audience did not take kindly to it. 👀
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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My daughter left her Spotify account logged in on our TV while she did her DofE expedition back in April, so I did what any self-respecting dad would do. Payoff finally came today.
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
BLOODY INSTAGRAM REEL GOT ME STUPID STUPID STUPID
#Whamageddon
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Earwax removal complete!
Now have surround sound hearing 😆
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are you nice?
Find out by taking the:
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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An anonymous Japanese game studio is making applicants draw in front of them during interviews to prove they don't use generative AI 🎮

“Only human creators can produce compelling characters and graphics from scratch”
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME OLD 💀💀💀
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This year will be probably the last time I have Spotify Wrapped. Hearing too many bad things about them like their stance on AI etc.

2026 Apple Music here I come!
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Stranger Things mini spoilers

...

WHY DO ALL THESE CHARACTERS HAVE PLOT ARMOUR
This better be rectified in Part 2.
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Ben Jennings @BJennings90 on #migration and the hard right @guardian - political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gifted a £50 voucher. Spending spree at M&S Food incoming.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Why the hell would they even *consider* this in the first place? Who thought running a service on the busiest train line in the UK with NO PASSENGERS would go down like a cup of cold sick!
Plus what a tremendous waste of fuel.
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Listening to the WSQK Squawk radio station on my commute. So much fun. #strangerthings
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Was discussing with friends last night.
Why do I get so lucky meeting Charles Edwards numerous times when other people struggle to get to him even once?

The secret is to spray yourself in Eau de Kitkat to attract him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Squawk exists! Just stumbled upon it on Global Player 🤩 #strangerthings
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Predictions NOT SPOILERS and thoughts of what will happen in ST5 from me and my colleague:

-Will can die (mutual agreement on that)
-Eleven and/or Hopper potentially dying
-Jonathan can go
-Nothing happens to Dustin
-Steve has to survive or my workmate will be at Netflix HQ with a pitchfork
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Never forget who Nigel Farage is.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Hoping for a Diana Ross resurgence. Upside Down is 2022's Running Up That Hill. #StrangerThings
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Upside down...
boy you turn me...
inside out...
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM