Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
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Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
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Naomi/Nomi/Noddy - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪
They/she. Autist. Woke leftie.
Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
I thought this was just a joke, but it's still a v. strange thing to post 😬
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
But the Vance and Trump thing....
Am gonna have to bleach my eyes and brain to remove that.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ty pal 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I'm sorry you get no sympathy from me.

You're a turkey who voted for Xmas, suck it up.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sorry to hear you've had a rough time of it, delighted you're on the mend now. The only way is up!
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The Kiln, Young Vic, and Almeida all have this. The older theatres in the West End have yet to implement it 😔
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Last note on this.
If you're asexual and/or sex repulsed, there's quite an explicit scene in Act 1.
You don't see anything, but the way it's done... 😬
You certainly hear everything, that's for sure 😅
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ohhhh! Excited for you!
He's not in it a whole lot mind, but he's extremely enjoyable, esp towards the end.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Awww!!! I just got a pin badge, I have no room for any more plushies 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also also I jokingly started complaining to Charles how they didn't play Pet Shop Boys, gesticulating at my shirt saying "I wore this specially!" And he's said they couldn't get the rights to the songs.
They wanted to get George Michael tracks in the show too but couldn't 😭
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
WInning!!
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Also there's a dude in it called Leo Suter who comes out in a speedo in one scene, and the man is built like a greek god, he literally has an 8 pack. I swear all the girls and gays in the audience collapsed in their chairs as he started oiling himself up in suncream.

It was...a sight to behold.
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM