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@baphomars.bsky.social
it/its, 20s, 18+
answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun
there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters
cringe and fag
sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit
answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun
there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters
cringe and fag
sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit
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happy neil day everybody <3
April 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
happy neil day everybody <3
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test your buge for firmness
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
test your buge for firmness
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donald duck casting zettaflare on terranorts nutsack
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
donald duck casting zettaflare on terranorts nutsack
"don't look a gift ass in the asshole" entering my vocab immediately
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"don't look a gift ass in the asshole" entering my vocab immediately
i've been so full of scorn and hatred for bsky i forgot to update my pfp to the sickass coyote adopt my wonderful loving gf @arcane-ardor.bsky.social gifted me that was drawn by @rwbandit.bsky.social so now i'm doing that and also barking
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i've been so full of scorn and hatred for bsky i forgot to update my pfp to the sickass coyote adopt my wonderful loving gf @arcane-ardor.bsky.social gifted me that was drawn by @rwbandit.bsky.social so now i'm doing that and also barking
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YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION
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Reluctant monster (Sueli) meets monsterfucker (Marcy)
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reluctant monster (Sueli) meets monsterfucker (Marcy)
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well *i* made an rpg with a Claire and it's way more Obscure
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
well *i* made an rpg with a Claire and it's way more Obscure
honestly loved that for larian but seeing all that at tga when discord ive spent the last couple days being prevented from seeing art my friends sent me because i dont want to give discord my govt photo id was something else
It’s not Larian’s fault but it chaps my ass that because they’re Larian they can have a trailer with a full on orgy in it in the middle of the Game Awards and meanwhile adult content in games everywhere else is getting cracked down on left and right.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
honestly loved that for larian but seeing all that at tga when discord ive spent the last couple days being prevented from seeing art my friends sent me because i dont want to give discord my govt photo id was something else
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"as you know it takes a village" <- dev of a game that uses generative AI btw
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"as you know it takes a village" <- dev of a game that uses generative AI btw
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getting a Nice from the polycule when you know everyone else keeps getting Excellent's
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
getting a Nice from the polycule when you know everyone else keeps getting Excellent's
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Turns out that, even with totally different equipment, Brooke ABSOLUTELY knows what she’s doing. What a lucky little rodent!
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Turns out that, even with totally different equipment, Brooke ABSOLUTELY knows what she’s doing. What a lucky little rodent!
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DDDD day5: subtle hints.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
DDDD day5: subtle hints.
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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Hey wait a sec, I don't think I actually ever properly posted this one here
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey wait a sec, I don't think I actually ever properly posted this one here
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shoutout to nintendo for making games i won’t buy and cartoon creatures i will have sex with
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
shoutout to nintendo for making games i won’t buy and cartoon creatures i will have sex with
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POV: Your girlfriend wears that funny necklace you got her at the pawn shop to your surprise birthday picnic wyd? (feat. the always adorable @flickybirb.bsky.social 💕)
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
POV: Your girlfriend wears that funny necklace you got her at the pawn shop to your surprise birthday picnic wyd? (feat. the always adorable @flickybirb.bsky.social 💕)
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type (and size) disadvantage...
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
type (and size) disadvantage...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM