certified mars moment
@baphomars.bsky.social
it/its, 20s, 18+
answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun
there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters
cringe and fag
sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit
answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun
there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters
cringe and fag
sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit
fym jerma and northernlion in the same category as scott the woz. thats scott the woz and two fifty year old men. white "boy" needs an age cutoff of like. however old i happen to be each year plus a few more years
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
fym jerma and northernlion in the same category as scott the woz. thats scott the woz and two fifty year old men. white "boy" needs an age cutoff of like. however old i happen to be each year plus a few more years
"that was nice and all but actually due to the economical bubble you'll need to cum in me 1.3 more times to count it as a full creampie. yeah it's been rough lately."
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"that was nice and all but actually due to the economical bubble you'll need to cum in me 1.3 more times to count it as a full creampie. yeah it's been rough lately."
Reposted by certified mars moment
getting a Nice from the polycule when you know everyone else keeps getting Excellent's
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
getting a Nice from the polycule when you know everyone else keeps getting Excellent's
"what if i was a silly bunny"
direct quote from silly bunny
direct quote from silly bunny
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"what if i was a silly bunny"
direct quote from silly bunny
direct quote from silly bunny
freckles are good armpits are good obviously freckles on armpits is also good !!
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
freckles are good armpits are good obviously freckles on armpits is also good !!
the jokes only get worse as the clown tf gets more permanent
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the jokes only get worse as the clown tf gets more permanent
where is the cringe here?? that just sounds super cute
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
where is the cringe here?? that just sounds super cute