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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 3h

(pokés mon) v Jbhyq yrg cuvyvccr ghea zr vagb teniry vz abg cebhq gb fnl

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 5h

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 3h

ugh arthritis in my hands has been making opening jars and other twist caps such a pain (literally) >_<

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 4h

I'd die in a slasher cuz I have no patience for self aggrandizing, the second the killer started waxing poetic about the mercy of death or whatever I'd be rolling my eyes and baring my neck

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 5h

I mean it's working I guess. I don't fear sharks but I'm certainly developing a fear of shark cage diving businesses instead

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 5h

people are becoming more aware of how shark movies are often bad advertising for species that need to be protected, which is good. it does however have the funny side effect of every shark movie from the last 15 years being about the apparently very corrupt shark cage tourism industry

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 7h

dating apps need to let you select a distance limit *and* exclude a specific location from that radius. signed, someone who lives right next to nyc but will not go through the hell of getting into nyc just for dates

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 7h

Lake Placid 2 is a lot

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 10h

I actually wasn't worried abt the location only being lumiose, I figured it'd be dense and varied enough to justify it. It really isn't.

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 10h

using the one (1) movement tech they give you to careen over rooves that look like a zoomed-out gmod map and battle the occasional wild pokemon in a zone no bigger than a city block... like what are we doing here

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 10h

i know "it feels unfinished" is such a constant, nothing complaint abt pkmn but. compared to legends arceus, z-a really does feel less than half finished. it's like a tech demo.

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 11h

accidentally killing a fellow soldier in a poorly planned attempt to atomize some children and immediately going online to post like this

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 11h

someone left their last search up on the catalogue computer and im trying so fucking hard not to laugh in the middle of the library bc it was military erotica abt the titular character's friend getting blown up by an ied and how that life lesson makes him a better husband

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 13h

kitakami scarvi dlc was the first time outside of BDSP that volbeat could be found in the wild since gen *6* and then they killed him immediately after. likely as a targeted attack against me personally, of course

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 13h

lord please tell me the serebii lumiose pokedex is incomplete YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

(in the style of the final journal entries of a dying man lost in the wilderness) 3 days and still no volbeat found in lumiose... bulbapedia and serebii know nothing, the fools... sometimes when the madness takes me I start to think it may not exist at all

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 15h

I think most would agree that most of the fun and novelty of computer ownership comes from pressing the numlock key

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

I'm enjoying Clown in a Cornfield but the back half of the movie dipping into more hamfisted "commentary" where the first half was more eloquently satirical isn't doing it any favors

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

the warm blanket of unexpected gay ppl in a movie

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

"Dad, the other kids CAN'T know i live here 🙄" and it's a pristine victorian 4 bedroom on 6 acres

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

most unrealistic teen trope in movies is when they move to a hundred year old house in the woods or w/e and the teen or tween child is like "UGH this house is so big and antique and unique and beautiful, i HATE it!!!" as if old houses aren't the coolest shit to explore and live in

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

every culture should have its own tom and jerry gacha game full of traditional and fantasy culturally appropriate outfits

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beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

if nothing else, if you squint REC: Apocalypse is a half decent resident evil movie

beartyom 🇵🇸 @balzabul.bsky.social · 1d

it's one thing for a dub where you gotta be careful about the timing but, subtitles...?