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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven

@balaenacetus.bsky.social

700 followers 1.2K following 5.5K posts

He/him/his 38 I am here to be as kind and understanding as I can. I may falter, but I endeavor to try. Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · Feb 2

Just to clarify, not a bot. I'm just photos of myself on the internet shy (personal psychological reasons). DM me and I'll DM back an episode from the many series of Star Trek with my opinion of the episode.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 3h

NO K(NGS or K)NGS, depending on curve direction.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 3h

True. My apologies for recontextualizing your work for those who are for some reason averse to seeing hetero sex. Thank you for the correction.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Bi, but I would totally enjoy another Steven sexually. I already have fun with other Stevens than myself already, though there are Ste(v/ph)ens that besmirch the name [all are Trump Admin(both) henchmen] that I hate.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, but only in the mouth.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Can "hetero sex" be seen a not hetero? Bi people exist and many are in "hetero" relationships. Respect the B (and their associates) in LGBTQIA+.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Literally making them a human Fleshlight.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Green is sexy on you. It is such a great color.

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M. Kirin 📶⚡ @mkirin.itch.io · Nov 16

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Boosting for support. Unfortunately, it is all I can afford to do at the moment.

Papacito ⛓️ @transpapi.bsky.social · 4d

Hello everyone,
As most of you know I am getting back on my feet in new housing and due to lack of transportation, I missed a few important shifts and gigs this week. I am now behind on my bills but have to prioritizing rent. I will be needing help around $800 by 11/1.
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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Papacito ⛓️ @transpapi.bsky.social · 25d

Help with rent as I get back on my feet in new housing 🏡❤️

throne.com/transboypapi...

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 4h

Fractions are for measurements in inches not street names. 7⅞ is what you give as a measurement of your phallic rod when you are trying to be "precise" but "humble" when you could say 8, and not a neighborhood road.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h

Just no. This is wrong.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 9h

10/10

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 9h

You are sexy as is. Good choice all.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 10h

Hoodie weather?

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 10h

Unfortunately, but if you look closely at the image it says MenofColorAI throughout. Fortunately, ones like this one are obvious because of that watermarking, some from this AI generator are slightly fainter than that here like in a popular image of a "Latino guy" with a horse.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 10h

If you look closely at the image it says MenofColorAI throughout.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 13h

Well "he" is an AI generated image, so, wherever that came from.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 13h

Some straight guys might be interested in pegging. And some women might like handles on their men, something substantial to grab on to.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, except the one with the tattooed belly with the semi-faint X grid is an AI "person" and not real.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 14h

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 14h

Fascinating.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 14h

I fucking hate spam calls. Sometimes I will get four in one day. I get them most days of the week.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 15h

I don't think so. As long as we use this as a launching platform to later, but definitely, push for an Anti-Gerrymandering Constitutional Amendment in the near future.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 15h

💋🫂Good Boy.🫂💋