Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven
@balaenacetus.bsky.social
He/him/his 38 I am here to be as kind and understanding as I can. I may falter, but I endeavor to try.
Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.
Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.
Maybe it is because you look like someone that someone could be comfortable with or on. Are you warm?
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Maybe it is because you look like someone that someone could be comfortable with or on. Are you warm?
That is were you currently find me.
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That is were you currently find me.
You need cheese filled pretzels and mini wine bottles.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You need cheese filled pretzels and mini wine bottles.
Only the best Christmas Film. My first exposure to the Classic Dickens tale.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Only the best Christmas Film. My first exposure to the Classic Dickens tale.
They seem climbable, and one might need to in order to get to the fruits of his loins.
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
They seem climbable, and one might need to in order to get to the fruits of his loins.
It seems like there needs to be better infrastructure investments. Or he needs his shocks replaced.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It seems like there needs to be better infrastructure investments. Or he needs his shocks replaced.
You look warm.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You look warm.
So thick with heavy balls.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So thick with heavy balls.
Apologies to any gay Kevins.
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Apologies to any gay Kevins.
Because Gay people exist, Kevin!
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Because Gay people exist, Kevin!
That foreskin is fantastic.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That foreskin is fantastic.
The big compliments the also big.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The big compliments the also big.
The founder of the study of genetics. Studied pea plants and various heritable traits amongst them. Roman Catholic clergyman.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The founder of the study of genetics. Studied pea plants and various heritable traits amongst them. Roman Catholic clergyman.
I almost always cum without orgasm. Sadly. I'm glad that someone actually recognizes orgasm as a separate event from ejaculation.
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I almost always cum without orgasm. Sadly. I'm glad that someone actually recognizes orgasm as a separate event from ejaculation.
He's thick.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He's thick.
This begs the question: what were the conditions of the roads he was driving upon for those two hours? Are they well maintained or are they in desperate need of repair?
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This begs the question: what were the conditions of the roads he was driving upon for those two hours? Are they well maintained or are they in desperate need of repair?
You are big, Sir. And thick.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You are big, Sir. And thick.
It is.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is.
Is it aesthetically pleasing, though? Or uncut for Foreskin Friday?
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is it aesthetically pleasing, though? Or uncut for Foreskin Friday?
May your birthday be pleasant, Sir.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
May your birthday be pleasant, Sir.
Not your Mom "You're welcome"ing an "I love you".
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not your Mom "You're welcome"ing an "I love you".
Like a Professor X/Magneto situation?
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Like a Professor X/Magneto situation?
Points for Subungual Hematoma. I love terms like that.
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Points for Subungual Hematoma. I love terms like that.
A funeral and an orgy, how possibly Roman.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A funeral and an orgy, how possibly Roman.