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Bagel Dust
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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
Diversity from the Midwest!
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The internet is just one big argument with no resolution.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Read Tonight > Death Scroll Tonight
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
After reviewing my monthly bills I can confirm that costs have not decreased.

Our government might be lying to us.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What movie best called what the future would look like?
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can’t prove it but I think my wife only keeps me around because I do chores.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Look at this Alpha bragging about his girlfriend. Bro wishes he was a beta.
I am The Right's worst nightmare (cooking soy for my girlfriend while she beats me at fantasy football)
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Where can I get this “9 to 5” that Dolly mentioned?
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
2026 TV Show Idea

Maury Babies: Where are They Now?
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I yell at my dogs to stop barking at the TV when an animal comes on. Yet I yell at the TV while watching sports.

I might be a hypocrite.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Leftovers Tastebud Battery life:
58% [||||||||||||||| ]
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Glad the Eagles could show their true colors against the luckiest team in the league.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Stuffing in the turkey, that’s a WAP!
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Top 5 Worst Holiday People Ranked.

1. Racist Family Members
2. 5K+ Day of Runners.
3. Parade Attendees.
4. Uncles
5. Random Invites
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What a game! Go Pack Go!
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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God bless the Packers for depriving all our dads and grandpas of the opportunity to complain in person about “taking the points”
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Thankful I live thousands of miles away from my dumb relatives.
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh you like Stranger Things? Name 3 upside downs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It be nice to watch “Normal Things”
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I'm not afraid of strong women. I could take 'em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me: I just want people to know how much of a basic bitch my dog is.

Haute Diggity Dog: say no more
Only the best for the goodest boy or girl in your life:
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Imagine if Arby’s also had the cheeses.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Some of you couldn’t read a picture book.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’ve been inspired! Starting my dishwasher Turkey now!
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM