Bagel Dust
@bageldust.bsky.social
Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
Diversity from the Midwest!
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Diversity from the Midwest!
The internet is just one big argument with no resolution.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The internet is just one big argument with no resolution.
Read Tonight > Death Scroll Tonight
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Read Tonight > Death Scroll Tonight
After reviewing my monthly bills I can confirm that costs have not decreased.
Our government might be lying to us.
Our government might be lying to us.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
After reviewing my monthly bills I can confirm that costs have not decreased.
Our government might be lying to us.
Our government might be lying to us.
What movie best called what the future would look like?
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What movie best called what the future would look like?
I can’t prove it but I think my wife only keeps me around because I do chores.
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I can’t prove it but I think my wife only keeps me around because I do chores.
Look at this Alpha bragging about his girlfriend. Bro wishes he was a beta.
I am The Right's worst nightmare (cooking soy for my girlfriend while she beats me at fantasy football)
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Look at this Alpha bragging about his girlfriend. Bro wishes he was a beta.
Where can I get this “9 to 5” that Dolly mentioned?
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Where can I get this “9 to 5” that Dolly mentioned?
2026 TV Show Idea
Maury Babies: Where are They Now?
Maury Babies: Where are They Now?
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
2026 TV Show Idea
Maury Babies: Where are They Now?
Maury Babies: Where are They Now?
I yell at my dogs to stop barking at the TV when an animal comes on. Yet I yell at the TV while watching sports.
I might be a hypocrite.
I might be a hypocrite.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I yell at my dogs to stop barking at the TV when an animal comes on. Yet I yell at the TV while watching sports.
I might be a hypocrite.
I might be a hypocrite.
Leftovers Tastebud Battery life:
58% [||||||||||||||| ]
58% [||||||||||||||| ]
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Leftovers Tastebud Battery life:
58% [||||||||||||||| ]
58% [||||||||||||||| ]
Glad the Eagles could show their true colors against the luckiest team in the league.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Glad the Eagles could show their true colors against the luckiest team in the league.
Stuffing in the turkey, that’s a WAP!
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Stuffing in the turkey, that’s a WAP!
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DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME
Top 5 Worst Holiday People Ranked.
1. Racist Family Members
2. 5K+ Day of Runners.
3. Parade Attendees.
4. Uncles
5. Random Invites
1. Racist Family Members
2. 5K+ Day of Runners.
3. Parade Attendees.
4. Uncles
5. Random Invites
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Top 5 Worst Holiday People Ranked.
1. Racist Family Members
2. 5K+ Day of Runners.
3. Parade Attendees.
4. Uncles
5. Random Invites
1. Racist Family Members
2. 5K+ Day of Runners.
3. Parade Attendees.
4. Uncles
5. Random Invites
What a game! Go Pack Go!
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What a game! Go Pack Go!
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God bless the Packers for depriving all our dads and grandpas of the opportunity to complain in person about “taking the points”
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
God bless the Packers for depriving all our dads and grandpas of the opportunity to complain in person about “taking the points”
Thankful I live thousands of miles away from my dumb relatives.
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thankful I live thousands of miles away from my dumb relatives.
Oh you like Stranger Things? Name 3 upside downs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh you like Stranger Things? Name 3 upside downs.
It be nice to watch “Normal Things”
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It be nice to watch “Normal Things”
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I'm not afraid of strong women. I could take 'em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm not afraid of strong women. I could take 'em.
Me: I just want people to know how much of a basic bitch my dog is.
Haute Diggity Dog: say no more
Haute Diggity Dog: say no more
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me: I just want people to know how much of a basic bitch my dog is.
Haute Diggity Dog: say no more
Haute Diggity Dog: say no more
Imagine if Arby’s also had the cheeses.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Imagine if Arby’s also had the cheeses.
Some of you couldn’t read a picture book.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Some of you couldn’t read a picture book.
I’ve been inspired! Starting my dishwasher Turkey now!
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve been inspired! Starting my dishwasher Turkey now!