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Badger5000
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Hats off to whoever at TFL decides which poem is having its moment
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When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#TicketStubWeds - The Gloucester Years
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I commend my ass to the house
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sir Kenny Steamer KC plays his joker early in reply to Tories attempt to undermine the briefcase wanker show 🥬🥬🥬 #pmqs
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s a device as old as music itself but when the three chord trick lands here it puts me on my arse every single time youtube.com/watch?v=w1FY...
Insecure Men - Alien (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Insecure Men
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Look at those tour dates. Better times.
Ian Dury and The Blockhead's single 'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick' and the 'Hankie Pantie' Christmas Tour advert in Sounds 25th, November 1978.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Roberto Martinez now has a chance to do the best thing in the history of football management and drop the conceited 51 year old fash-adjacent alleged rapist from the Portugal team
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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RIP Dave
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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His grandmother is an absolute 'nutcase.'
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They’re so unlucky with this sort of thing (and not a party that’s fucking teeming with racists, whatever you may think)
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Newsnight has got that cunt Piers Morgan on, for fucks sake
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Francis Wheen on some of Farage's more sinister connections, back in 1999
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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And now, the case against Letitia James is dismissed too, same rationale but minus the statute of limitations complication.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me, giving someone a vulgar roast
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A vulgar roast with all the trimmings
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
BIG BALLS GOT WORRY #BIGBALLS
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The Texas Theatre in Oak Cliff, Dallas. Today they’re showing the same double bill they showed on 22-11-63, when Oswald was arrested here
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM