Decorated Jabari Warrior
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Father • Gamer • Chef • Single Malt Scotch Connoisseur • Writer
I joke, but I do not play.
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I joke, but I do not play.
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That was the worst plane ride ever.
Delayed 5 hours
Medical emergency in air
Kid 1 row in front of me threw up
Dude next to me had on Doo Doo cologne and was too big for the seat.
I'm not socializing for 24 hours.
Delayed 5 hours
Medical emergency in air
Kid 1 row in front of me threw up
Dude next to me had on Doo Doo cologne and was too big for the seat.
I'm not socializing for 24 hours.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
That was the worst plane ride ever.
Delayed 5 hours
Medical emergency in air
Kid 1 row in front of me threw up
Dude next to me had on Doo Doo cologne and was too big for the seat.
I'm not socializing for 24 hours.
Delayed 5 hours
Medical emergency in air
Kid 1 row in front of me threw up
Dude next to me had on Doo Doo cologne and was too big for the seat.
I'm not socializing for 24 hours.
My flight out of DFW has been delayed for 4½ hours. I've peopled enough today dammit.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My flight out of DFW has been delayed for 4½ hours. I've peopled enough today dammit.
When that idiot kicks the bucket, the speed at which the Epstein Files will be released in full, will be record breakingly fast
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When that idiot kicks the bucket, the speed at which the Epstein Files will be released in full, will be record breakingly fast
Me too.
I could go for some dressing and Mac and cheese. And cup of sweet tea while I sit on the counter and swing my feet.
I could go for some dressing and Mac and cheese. And cup of sweet tea while I sit on the counter and swing my feet.
Ummm I’m hungry and going to the fridge not an option
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Me too.
I could go for some dressing and Mac and cheese. And cup of sweet tea while I sit on the counter and swing my feet.
I could go for some dressing and Mac and cheese. And cup of sweet tea while I sit on the counter and swing my feet.
Once a year and suggesting Tacos on this day? If you lost the recipes just say so. 🤣
My brother said he went to his wife’s sister house for Thanksgiving and they had a taco bar….. you know how pissed off I would be if I got to Thanksgiving and you got tacos out
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Once a year and suggesting Tacos on this day? If you lost the recipes just say so. 🤣
Joe Burrow was good enough to engineer a much-needed 32-14 win over the Baltimore Ravens – though the Bengals (4-8) remain postseason long shots.
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#NFL | #Thanksgiving | #Thanksgiving2025 | #CINvsBAL
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#NFL | #Thanksgiving | #Thanksgiving2025 | #CINvsBAL
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I suggest some Ayahuasca
strip the ego from the bottom
strip the ego from the bottom
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I suggest some Ayahuasca
strip the ego from the bottom
strip the ego from the bottom
"Death of a Unicorn" is crazy!
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"Death of a Unicorn" is crazy!
That is the whitest flavored chicken on the planet. Taste like fried water meat. Like it was seasoned with day dreams. Marinated in the fog from the Caucasus mountains.
I’ll never understand the hype about raising canes.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
That is the whitest flavored chicken on the planet. Taste like fried water meat. Like it was seasoned with day dreams. Marinated in the fog from the Caucasus mountains.
Black-eyed peas w Southern Chow Chow, Cornbread, Andouille sausage and some Red Kool-Aid would SLAP right now.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Black-eyed peas w Southern Chow Chow, Cornbread, Andouille sausage and some Red Kool-Aid would SLAP right now.
Hey Girl, You ever had your bootyhole licked in the back of a turkey truck?
I almost choked to death 😂😂😂
I almost choked to death 😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey Girl, You ever had your bootyhole licked in the back of a turkey truck?
I almost choked to death 😂😂😂
I almost choked to death 😂😂😂
Who else family is doing a "Non Traditiona" Thanksgiving and you don't like it either?
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Who else family is doing a "Non Traditiona" Thanksgiving and you don't like it either?
Being a henchman must pay extremely well, because ain't no way I'm going to get shot for minimum wage.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Being a henchman must pay extremely well, because ain't no way I'm going to get shot for minimum wage.
Baking Soda because I kept forgetting I needed Baking Powder.
I have at least 3 new boxes and 1 that's open.
I have at least 3 new boxes and 1 that's open.
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Baking Soda because I kept forgetting I needed Baking Powder.
I have at least 3 new boxes and 1 that's open.
I have at least 3 new boxes and 1 that's open.
You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I can't get to sleep (as usual) but Lethal Weapon is on. Winning
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I can't get to sleep (as usual) but Lethal Weapon is on. Winning
I'm sad that there will be no breakfast casserole in the morning. 😢
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm sad that there will be no breakfast casserole in the morning. 😢
I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they
have them Epstein Files
I opened and read it, it said they
have them Epstein Files
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they
have them Epstein Files
I opened and read it, it said they
have them Epstein Files
If you don't want to be my woman, post your titties on the skyline. 😉😉
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If you don't want to be my woman, post your titties on the skyline. 😉😉
I'm in Alabama for Thanksgiving, who gonna let me slide through for a plate?
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'm in Alabama for Thanksgiving, who gonna let me slide through for a plate?
I'm going to test it.
"Suck my Crown Royal Meat Bag. Yeah, Baby. Just like that."
Wish me luck
"Suck my Crown Royal Meat Bag. Yeah, Baby. Just like that."
Wish me luck
a man will air dry on your velvet sofa, crown royal meat bag facing the world, and people will STILL ask why you believe in love but not cohabitation.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'm going to test it.
"Suck my Crown Royal Meat Bag. Yeah, Baby. Just like that."
Wish me luck
"Suck my Crown Royal Meat Bag. Yeah, Baby. Just like that."
Wish me luck
My wife stays at home with the kids and I run a paper route on my huffy. Our budget is $7.3 million
House Hunters
House Hunters
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My wife stays at home with the kids and I run a paper route on my huffy. Our budget is $7.3 million
House Hunters
House Hunters
"that's why your nephew is also your stepson"
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"that's why your nephew is also your stepson"
