Noël Coward’s Way Out
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I bet it does
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I bet it does
Space is the place for croissants. You’re weightless; you have a zero gravity tummy.
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Space is the place for croissants. You’re weightless; you have a zero gravity tummy.
Hell yeah dude
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hell yeah dude
Whoa, nelly. That’s a shot of memory.
My first job at 13 was mowing weeds at a boat factory. All summer long, clocking in and clocking out with the classic punchcard, I said hello to this dude whose tongue was stapled to his lower jaw to graft a new lip after he beat dip cancer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Whoa, nelly. That’s a shot of memory.
For the first two sentence I thought this man was reminiscing about Skoal.
the best a dip can do aesthetics wise is a really zesty color on the table and a nice smell. not much structure to a dip. substance in a cauldron. ive had queso dip that looked like a car accident, would make those bon appetit youtubers cry from how good it is. having some dip thoughts
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
For the first two sentence I thought this man was reminiscing about Skoal.
Postprandial
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Postprandial
Love when Busta forgets his patter on the backing track
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love when Busta forgets his patter on the backing track
Caught Predator:Badlands. Elle Fanning bumped it up for me, but it’s clear that this Predator is ass and all the Predators who hate him are the ones I like.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Caught Predator:Badlands. Elle Fanning bumped it up for me, but it’s clear that this Predator is ass and all the Predators who hate him are the ones I like.
Because it’s almost Thanksgiving, I am in a mind to recall the greatest reason I ever got 86’d from a bar: when they figured out I was the guy playing Alice’s Restaurant on repeat, using the TouchTunes app and paying a premium to jump the queue each time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Because it’s almost Thanksgiving, I am in a mind to recall the greatest reason I ever got 86’d from a bar: when they figured out I was the guy playing Alice’s Restaurant on repeat, using the TouchTunes app and paying a premium to jump the queue each time.
In Manhattan, playing Arthur’s Theme to annoy my wife
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In Manhattan, playing Arthur’s Theme to annoy my wife
Au hasard Balthazar (Robert Bresson, 1966)
my ass! my beautiful ass!
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Au hasard Balthazar (Robert Bresson, 1966)
Reposted by Noël Coward’s Way Out
CHOTINER: Why not pay to have the bamboo removed?
LIZZA: It’s more expensive than you think
CHOTINER: But surely you’ve made enough money in your career…
LIZZA: I liked the ritual. And it’s a useful metaphor, right?
CHOTINER: …
LIZZA: …
CHOTINER: You just like…
LIZZA: … having a machete, yes
LIZZA: It’s more expensive than you think
CHOTINER: But surely you’ve made enough money in your career…
LIZZA: I liked the ritual. And it’s a useful metaphor, right?
CHOTINER: …
LIZZA: …
CHOTINER: You just like…
LIZZA: … having a machete, yes
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
CHOTINER: Why not pay to have the bamboo removed?
LIZZA: It’s more expensive than you think
CHOTINER: But surely you’ve made enough money in your career…
LIZZA: I liked the ritual. And it’s a useful metaphor, right?
CHOTINER: …
LIZZA: …
CHOTINER: You just like…
LIZZA: … having a machete, yes
LIZZA: It’s more expensive than you think
CHOTINER: But surely you’ve made enough money in your career…
LIZZA: I liked the ritual. And it’s a useful metaphor, right?
CHOTINER: …
LIZZA: …
CHOTINER: You just like…
LIZZA: … having a machete, yes
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mark Sanford went to my alma mater hahahaha
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mark Sanford went to my alma mater hahahaha
I have now seen One Battle After Another three times and I think The Battle of Baktan Cross is as good as Jump Into The Fire in Goodfellas
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I have now seen One Battle After Another three times and I think The Battle of Baktan Cross is as good as Jump Into The Fire in Goodfellas
Lockjaw gets the Bedford Forrest Medal of Honor. Good joke.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Lockjaw gets the Bedford Forrest Medal of Honor. Good joke.
Elvira was married to a man named Pierson, then got into a relationship with a woman named Wierson.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Elvira was married to a man named Pierson, then got into a relationship with a woman named Wierson.
Hail to the king, baby
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hail to the king, baby
Hubba Hubba
Twin Peaks: First shot of Audrey Horne, exiting the Horne family’s private residence at The Great Northern hotel.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hubba Hubba
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Darling law. Everyone will have to pretend The River is a good album.
Mamdani is going to implement Serie A law. Everybody looks like they get a fair shake, but the winner is almost always Juventus, AC Milan or Inter Mila.
Mamdani is going to implement Sherilyn Fenn law. New Yorkers will be required to tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sherry Darling law. Everyone will have to pretend The River is a good album.
The sustained fiction of civilization is a thin membrane pierced by a single claw
1/2 Lethal violence in bonobos
On February 18, five females fatally beat a male at the LuiKotale Bonobo Project (Congo). The authors believe this may have been due to a minor attack on a baby two days earlier. The details are horrific.
(paper) www.cell.com/current-biol...
On February 18, five females fatally beat a male at the LuiKotale Bonobo Project (Congo). The authors believe this may have been due to a minor attack on a baby two days earlier. The details are horrific.
(paper) www.cell.com/current-biol...
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The sustained fiction of civilization is a thin membrane pierced by a single claw
Reposted by Noël Coward’s Way Out
we should call all the radicalized wine moms "Eugene V Debras"
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
we should call all the radicalized wine moms "Eugene V Debras"
Looks like Laura Palmer to me
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Looks like Laura Palmer to me
This is my Coen Bros Ranking:
The Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
A Serious Man
Fargo
Miller’s Crossing
Barton Fink
No Country for Old Men
Burn After Reading
True Grit
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Hudsucker Proxy
Hail, Caesar!
Blood Simple
OBWAT
TMWWT
IC
Buster Scruggs
Ladykillers
The Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
A Serious Man
Fargo
Miller’s Crossing
Barton Fink
No Country for Old Men
Burn After Reading
True Grit
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Hudsucker Proxy
Hail, Caesar!
Blood Simple
OBWAT
TMWWT
IC
Buster Scruggs
Ladykillers
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is my Coen Bros Ranking:
The Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
A Serious Man
Fargo
Miller’s Crossing
Barton Fink
No Country for Old Men
Burn After Reading
True Grit
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Hudsucker Proxy
Hail, Caesar!
Blood Simple
OBWAT
TMWWT
IC
Buster Scruggs
Ladykillers
The Big Lebowski
Raising Arizona
A Serious Man
Fargo
Miller’s Crossing
Barton Fink
No Country for Old Men
Burn After Reading
True Grit
Inside Llewyn Davis
The Hudsucker Proxy
Hail, Caesar!
Blood Simple
OBWAT
TMWWT
IC
Buster Scruggs
Ladykillers
I just used forbear in a sentence and it was my first choice and I couldn’t even define it perfectly for you, I just knew that was the word, I looked it up, I was right, that’s called having a big dick aka vocabulary
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I just used forbear in a sentence and it was my first choice and I couldn’t even define it perfectly for you, I just knew that was the word, I looked it up, I was right, that’s called having a big dick aka vocabulary