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@averyguy.bsky.social
punk rock loser, fixed gear cyclist, red wings hockey fan, amateur dev, linux user, lover of birds, player of games

from 🇨🇦
living in south florida
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December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Virus
open.spotify.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thank god for the ducks and wise frog
youtube.com/shorts/RUyql...
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've got new deodorant waiting for me when I get home. Let's hope its Florida sun ready
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
August 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Good soup 🍜
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Great, there goes that skit idea
Tell us your name is in the Epstein files without telling us your name is in the Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Jake Paul finally gets knocked out and I don't even have the energy to be hype about it anymore
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Friday Feral Conures in south Florida #BirdOfTheDay #BirdsOnFeeders #birds #photography #EastCoastKin
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yo this is hanging in the break room, should I be concerned?
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've got 3 of the blackest bananas at home.
After I get off work, I'm going to make banana bread at 12am

Stay tuned. 😈
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.

We're so cooked
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Forever
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
84⁰F today, I miss winter time so much 🥲
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm so tempted to do the bluesky contact thing very curious to see if anyone I know is on here buuuut
A. I don't want them to follow me.
B. I don't want to give bsky my phone number.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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PSA: If you’re gifting someone a board game…

- Open it, punch the tokens, make sure all the components are there
- Sleeve the cards and laminate the player aids
- Read through the rules, do a solo play, print out the FAQ and errata
- Give them a Dunkin gift card and keep the game
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I forgot to turn the stove on and my food never cooked
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I’d let them merge
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My biggest regret in life is walking out of Culver's with my grandma when I was like 10.

My brother and I walk in and we're like, "ew, grandma, what's a butter burger? What's frozen custard? That sounds gross."

Years later, I finally try it in Florida and it becomes my favorite fast food.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*sees the hunger games once*
Donald Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games'

It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Raw dogging pills the actual worst #whereismywater
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🎶change nothing,
the future's in,
close the door,
wear a name,
be the same,
take some more🎶
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM