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Shit posting about reality TV and daily life. #BookSky
Mute "Big Brother" right now if you don't want to hear about it.
my shayla 🫶
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i had the true nomance showmance in my top three 💅

#bb27
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
mind you i should have been moved out of my apartment… cold air leaking through the floorboards nearest the outside wall as we speak.

when you see a dateline episode about me snapping, you’ll know why.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Which books on the best books of the 21st century list are *actual* must reads? #booksky

The ones I’ve read/liked:

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Normal People

Circe

Song of Achilles

The Nightingale

Piranesi

Devil in the White City

Crying in H Mart

Project Hail Mary

Hunger Games
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
wait this is my jam 🫶
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.

New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I need Severance now.
You just lose interest when the gaps get so big.
Here’s the thing about Severance. I think it’s a great show. But truly, I cannot do this model where there’s a new season like every 2+ years. I’ve totally lost interest by then.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
just an ass week for Detroit sports man
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
forcing myself to be brave and get on the peloton -
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
doing a challenge where i watch all the boy movies i’ve never seen with my bf

Predator was decent.

am i horrible for saying Terminator was meh?
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
every day amazon finds a new way to be absolutely nasty booty cheeks.

stripping the human element away from art disgusts me.
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
yall it’s finally over. 7 months after jumping onto a moving tow truck to protest the unwarranted removal of my vehicle, the city has FINALLY reimbursed me the $220.59 I was owed

stay petty! never give up on your dreams!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
should have been moved into my new condo with a garage by now… instead, i’m still in my old apartment.

parking on the street.

6 inches of snow coming today.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
picked these boots out for a 15 year old boy on my giving tree

i called a local gen alpha to get her blessing, i hope they truly are cool though… i was assured they were
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
need to go back and rewatch old BB seasons I just have a such a hard time without live feeds
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
already know my spotify wrapped this year is going to be chopped idk if i’ll even be able to post-
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Really missing my cousins this holiday weekend.

I’m 28 and they would have been 38.
Seeing other people with their cousins/bonding makes my heart hurt. I have no other people in the family close to my age near by. There’s always an empty spot at the party that they should be filling.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
need to share the demonic shrek balloon from Detroit’s thanksgiving parade
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Our family is a tri meat family you know we can never settler for just one-
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wait a minute. do all major cities not have their own thanksgiving parades?

since detroit has one and so does new york, i just thought every major metro did????
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you think jag and jas ever make it to the pitstop and Phil ain’t even there yet

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
YESSS IZZY AND PAIGE
#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
jag saying they’re only getting better at the race- help
#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i know the producers are sweatin trying to figure out how to make jag/jas not look like a locked first place

#TAR38
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Comin’ out of my cage
And I’ve been doin’ just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM