Autolycus ABC
@autolycus.bsky.social
A peripatetic plundering pulchritudinous polymath with abject alliteritis
Oooh I say!
61.1% ABV #Ardnahoe Society 2025 official bottling.
Rich bourbon. Oloroso/PX.
Oily. Sticky Coating Mouthfeel. Peat fire and unctuous nutty sherry notes.
Amped up to the top!
Spectacular Winter dram.
61.1% ABV #Ardnahoe Society 2025 official bottling.
Rich bourbon. Oloroso/PX.
Oily. Sticky Coating Mouthfeel. Peat fire and unctuous nutty sherry notes.
Amped up to the top!
Spectacular Winter dram.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oooh I say!
61.1% ABV #Ardnahoe Society 2025 official bottling.
Rich bourbon. Oloroso/PX.
Oily. Sticky Coating Mouthfeel. Peat fire and unctuous nutty sherry notes.
Amped up to the top!
Spectacular Winter dram.
61.1% ABV #Ardnahoe Society 2025 official bottling.
Rich bourbon. Oloroso/PX.
Oily. Sticky Coating Mouthfeel. Peat fire and unctuous nutty sherry notes.
Amped up to the top!
Spectacular Winter dram.
What???
A Ghanaian wise man? A very black wise man?
In contemporary UK?
Tis the stuff of fancy, foppishness, folly or fatuous frippery!
A Ghanaian wise man? A very black wise man?
In contemporary UK?
Tis the stuff of fancy, foppishness, folly or fatuous frippery!
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What???
A Ghanaian wise man? A very black wise man?
In contemporary UK?
Tis the stuff of fancy, foppishness, folly or fatuous frippery!
A Ghanaian wise man? A very black wise man?
In contemporary UK?
Tis the stuff of fancy, foppishness, folly or fatuous frippery!
I'm truly of the view that she was / is "not completely all there".
Don't forget @conservatives.bsky.social chose her over dusky Rishi. She was after all 'whiter than white'. Nasty racism can be found in many places. I predict a Reform - Tory pact on that basis going forwards.
Don't forget @conservatives.bsky.social chose her over dusky Rishi. She was after all 'whiter than white'. Nasty racism can be found in many places. I predict a Reform - Tory pact on that basis going forwards.
She understands British values so poorly. The British thing would be to make this into a self-parody, hamming up how bad she was at being PM rather than attempting the unrecognised prophet genius act.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm truly of the view that she was / is "not completely all there".
Don't forget @conservatives.bsky.social chose her over dusky Rishi. She was after all 'whiter than white'. Nasty racism can be found in many places. I predict a Reform - Tory pact on that basis going forwards.
Don't forget @conservatives.bsky.social chose her over dusky Rishi. She was after all 'whiter than white'. Nasty racism can be found in many places. I predict a Reform - Tory pact on that basis going forwards.
Erm...
Well...
The Stoicism force is maybe not so strong in young Jason?
Well...
The Stoicism force is maybe not so strong in young Jason?
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Erm...
Well...
The Stoicism force is maybe not so strong in young Jason?
Well...
The Stoicism force is maybe not so strong in young Jason?
If truly reported, it is time to abandon universal sufferage!
Else we're all gonna suffer mightily!
Else we're all gonna suffer mightily!
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If truly reported, it is time to abandon universal sufferage!
Else we're all gonna suffer mightily!
Else we're all gonna suffer mightily!
Mortlach 10 yo in an Italian Super-Tuscan Wine finish / embrace of death!
57.8% ABV
57.8% ABV
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Mortlach 10 yo in an Italian Super-Tuscan Wine finish / embrace of death!
57.8% ABV
57.8% ABV
"The King Canute theory of inflation" invokes the 11th-C monarch who is purported to have tried — and failed — to control waves with words.
In another metaphor, central bankers are now akin to shamans, using verbal intervention to shape prices.
Truth is we know nothing and understand even less.
In another metaphor, central bankers are now akin to shamans, using verbal intervention to shape prices.
Truth is we know nothing and understand even less.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"The King Canute theory of inflation" invokes the 11th-C monarch who is purported to have tried — and failed — to control waves with words.
In another metaphor, central bankers are now akin to shamans, using verbal intervention to shape prices.
Truth is we know nothing and understand even less.
In another metaphor, central bankers are now akin to shamans, using verbal intervention to shape prices.
Truth is we know nothing and understand even less.
From what beverage do we know the fruit bergamot?
Incredibly delicious, by the by.
Incredibly delicious, by the by.
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
From what beverage do we know the fruit bergamot?
Incredibly delicious, by the by.
Incredibly delicious, by the by.
Goodge Street Zig-Zag
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Goodge Street Zig-Zag
Enid could not have written something this sloppily ambiguous. It reads as if the 5 peeps were incinerated. But it could be the car. Or the house!
Beta-minus!
Try harder!
Beta-minus!
Try harder!
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Enid could not have written something this sloppily ambiguous. It reads as if the 5 peeps were incinerated. But it could be the car. Or the house!
Beta-minus!
Try harder!
Beta-minus!
Try harder!
Who?
- God?
- The Nawab of Pataudi?
- Jeremy Corbyn?
- Ben Stokes?
- God?
- The Nawab of Pataudi?
- Jeremy Corbyn?
- Ben Stokes?
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Who?
- God?
- The Nawab of Pataudi?
- Jeremy Corbyn?
- Ben Stokes?
- God?
- The Nawab of Pataudi?
- Jeremy Corbyn?
- Ben Stokes?
There's some 'flu each year.
This year is bad.
Where is the reserve capacity? The resilience? The lessons from Covid.?
Utterly hopeless @wesstreeting.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
This year is bad.
Where is the reserve capacity? The resilience? The lessons from Covid.?
Utterly hopeless @wesstreeting.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's some 'flu each year.
This year is bad.
Where is the reserve capacity? The resilience? The lessons from Covid.?
Utterly hopeless @wesstreeting.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
This year is bad.
Where is the reserve capacity? The resilience? The lessons from Covid.?
Utterly hopeless @wesstreeting.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Latest version of the @teamlabouruk.bsky.social how to win big in the 2029 election kit.
Version 7b.
Version 7b.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Latest version of the @teamlabouruk.bsky.social how to win big in the 2029 election kit.
Version 7b.
Version 7b.
Footage reveals ‘war zone’ corridor care at NHS hospital | ITV News share.google/Sl7ewRS499Dz...
In the UK. 6th biggest global economy.
An utter and shambolic disgrace.
It's up to @teamlabouruk.bsky.social to solve it.
Too slow, too little, too late for so many.
#NHSfail #NHSdisgrace
In the UK. 6th biggest global economy.
An utter and shambolic disgrace.
It's up to @teamlabouruk.bsky.social to solve it.
Too slow, too little, too late for so many.
#NHSfail #NHSdisgrace
share.google
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Footage reveals ‘war zone’ corridor care at NHS hospital | ITV News share.google/Sl7ewRS499Dz...
In the UK. 6th biggest global economy.
An utter and shambolic disgrace.
It's up to @teamlabouruk.bsky.social to solve it.
Too slow, too little, too late for so many.
#NHSfail #NHSdisgrace
In the UK. 6th biggest global economy.
An utter and shambolic disgrace.
It's up to @teamlabouruk.bsky.social to solve it.
Too slow, too little, too late for so many.
#NHSfail #NHSdisgrace
About 0.3 million drop in consultant-led #NHS referrals between Sept 23 and Sept 25.
At this rate, it will be 15-20 years before waiting lists are appropriate.
Shameful sloth.
@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer @TheBMA @RCPLondon
@RCPhysicians @RCEMpresident
At this rate, it will be 15-20 years before waiting lists are appropriate.
Shameful sloth.
@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer @TheBMA @RCPLondon
@RCPhysicians @RCEMpresident
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
About 0.3 million drop in consultant-led #NHS referrals between Sept 23 and Sept 25.
At this rate, it will be 15-20 years before waiting lists are appropriate.
Shameful sloth.
@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer @TheBMA @RCPLondon
@RCPhysicians @RCEMpresident
At this rate, it will be 15-20 years before waiting lists are appropriate.
Shameful sloth.
@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer @TheBMA @RCPLondon
@RCPhysicians @RCEMpresident
Dutch cheese.
I've never understood the fetishisation of 'cheese' in the Netherlands.
It's clearly never o'curd to them that their efforts are both undistinguished and unpleasant. No whey will I buy or taste any more!
I've never understood the fetishisation of 'cheese' in the Netherlands.
It's clearly never o'curd to them that their efforts are both undistinguished and unpleasant. No whey will I buy or taste any more!
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dutch cheese.
I've never understood the fetishisation of 'cheese' in the Netherlands.
It's clearly never o'curd to them that their efforts are both undistinguished and unpleasant. No whey will I buy or taste any more!
I've never understood the fetishisation of 'cheese' in the Netherlands.
It's clearly never o'curd to them that their efforts are both undistinguished and unpleasant. No whey will I buy or taste any more!
Where?
Spider's web?
Climbing frame game?
Spider's web?
Climbing frame game?
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Where?
Spider's web?
Climbing frame game?
Spider's web?
Climbing frame game?
A grand plan, or project.
But only if done right!
In defence of Rachel Reeves
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/28b4039...
But only if done right!
In defence of Rachel Reeves
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/28b4039...
In defence of Rachel Reeves
The Chancellor has not underestimated the productivity gains from artificial intelligence
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A grand plan, or project.
But only if done right!
In defence of Rachel Reeves
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/28b4039...
But only if done right!
In defence of Rachel Reeves
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/28b4039...
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sweden emergency preparedness.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sweden emergency preparedness.
More like No-no Nordisk
Complete shambles in the last 12 months.
#novonordisk
@novo-nordisk.bsky.social
@elilillyandcompany.bsky.social
Complete shambles in the last 12 months.
#novonordisk
@novo-nordisk.bsky.social
@elilillyandcompany.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
More like No-no Nordisk
Complete shambles in the last 12 months.
#novonordisk
@novo-nordisk.bsky.social
@elilillyandcompany.bsky.social
Complete shambles in the last 12 months.
#novonordisk
@novo-nordisk.bsky.social
@elilillyandcompany.bsky.social