The Saatchigumi
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A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.
Avatar is booba__tea
Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags:
#YearOfTheBeastars
A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.
Avatar is booba__tea
Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags:
#YearOfTheBeastars
Pinned
Given my recent history, I figure this will do as a pinned image. Beastars, Melon and Dr Starline.
Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.
🎨 is:
1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social
2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social
Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.
🎨 is:
1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social
2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social
Am I really going to start another concurrent playthrough of Windwaker just to make use of this mod?
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Am I really going to start another concurrent playthrough of Windwaker just to make use of this mod?
To that end, I hope the anime gives us the beefed up Melon Beastars in the anime. I need to see their take on it and whether or not it’ll match my favourite piece of artwork of him.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
To that end, I hope the anime gives us the beefed up Melon Beastars in the anime. I need to see their take on it and whether or not it’ll match my favourite piece of artwork of him.
I still think about how exposure to Pina and Melon Beastars sped up my journey of self-discovery by like…a million percent.
Particularly Melon, tbh.
So much learned in such a short space of time, so many similarities and reflections.
Aaaaah, it really does feel good to understand yourself more.
Particularly Melon, tbh.
So much learned in such a short space of time, so many similarities and reflections.
Aaaaah, it really does feel good to understand yourself more.
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I still think about how exposure to Pina and Melon Beastars sped up my journey of self-discovery by like…a million percent.
Particularly Melon, tbh.
So much learned in such a short space of time, so many similarities and reflections.
Aaaaah, it really does feel good to understand yourself more.
Particularly Melon, tbh.
So much learned in such a short space of time, so many similarities and reflections.
Aaaaah, it really does feel good to understand yourself more.
People are confused as to why the Mayor is in that new poster for Beastars alongside Oguma.
Meanwhile I’m sat here like “Oh, Oguma and the Mayor were meeting to discuss construction of that massive fuck off wall that appeared out of nowhere at the end of the manga. That’s cool.”
It makes sense.
Meanwhile I’m sat here like “Oh, Oguma and the Mayor were meeting to discuss construction of that massive fuck off wall that appeared out of nowhere at the end of the manga. That’s cool.”
It makes sense.
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
People are confused as to why the Mayor is in that new poster for Beastars alongside Oguma.
Meanwhile I’m sat here like “Oh, Oguma and the Mayor were meeting to discuss construction of that massive fuck off wall that appeared out of nowhere at the end of the manga. That’s cool.”
It makes sense.
Meanwhile I’m sat here like “Oh, Oguma and the Mayor were meeting to discuss construction of that massive fuck off wall that appeared out of nowhere at the end of the manga. That’s cool.”
It makes sense.
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February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We really need a new name for Post-Con Depression.
Because I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from it right now, after getting back from holiday.
Because I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from it right now, after getting back from holiday.
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
We really need a new name for Post-Con Depression.
Because I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from it right now, after getting back from holiday.
Because I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from it right now, after getting back from holiday.
Back to the grind.
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Back to the grind.
I think we all just have to accept the fact that Melon Beastars is just the best.
Sorry, but those are the rules now.
Yes, I make the rules.
No, this isn’t a conflict of interest.
Sorry, but those are the rules now.
Yes, I make the rules.
No, this isn’t a conflict of interest.
February 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I think we all just have to accept the fact that Melon Beastars is just the best.
Sorry, but those are the rules now.
Yes, I make the rules.
No, this isn’t a conflict of interest.
Sorry, but those are the rules now.
Yes, I make the rules.
No, this isn’t a conflict of interest.
I suppose it’s back to work tomorrow
Can’t wait for all that stress to keep me up at night again.
Hooray.
Can’t wait for all that stress to keep me up at night again.
Hooray.
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I suppose it’s back to work tomorrow
Can’t wait for all that stress to keep me up at night again.
Hooray.
Can’t wait for all that stress to keep me up at night again.
Hooray.
As I am now back from flying, we regret to inform you that the desire for Melon has only increased.
February 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
As I am now back from flying, we regret to inform you that the desire for Melon has only increased.
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This wasn’t originally going to be a corny valentine but I got tired of making the background annnd well. It’s Valentine’s Day. Here’s some corny Melon valentines to send to a beastars fan you want to eat or something idk
Happy Valentine’s Day:D
#beastars #furryart #beastarsfanart #fanart #artist
Happy Valentine’s Day:D
#beastars #furryart #beastarsfanart #fanart #artist
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This wasn’t originally going to be a corny valentine but I got tired of making the background annnd well. It’s Valentine’s Day. Here’s some corny Melon valentines to send to a beastars fan you want to eat or something idk
Happy Valentine’s Day:D
#beastars #furryart #beastarsfanart #fanart #artist
Happy Valentine’s Day:D
#beastars #furryart #beastarsfanart #fanart #artist
Melon Beastars talking to you as he grows, his voice sounding the same as it ever does,
But as he gets bigger, his voice begins to rumble and the atmosphere quakes at every syllable,
But as he gets bigger, his voice begins to rumble and the atmosphere quakes at every syllable,
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Melon Beastars talking to you as he grows, his voice sounding the same as it ever does,
But as he gets bigger, his voice begins to rumble and the atmosphere quakes at every syllable,
But as he gets bigger, his voice begins to rumble and the atmosphere quakes at every syllable,
Being pressed up against a steadily growing Melon Beastars and being made to lick his pecs.
Not by instruction but because doing so to this overwhelming behemoth just feels *right*.
Not by instruction but because doing so to this overwhelming behemoth just feels *right*.
February 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Being pressed up against a steadily growing Melon Beastars and being made to lick his pecs.
Not by instruction but because doing so to this overwhelming behemoth just feels *right*.
Not by instruction but because doing so to this overwhelming behemoth just feels *right*.
Imagine not wanting Melon Beastars to pin you to a wall with a single hand and choke you on his fingers as he grows bigger.
Smh.
Smh.
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Imagine not wanting Melon Beastars to pin you to a wall with a single hand and choke you on his fingers as he grows bigger.
Smh.
Smh.
Imagine walking into your hideout and heading up to the boss’ office to find Melon stood there.
Hunched over the desk, huffing and panting heavily. You go to ask what’s wrong but you’re silenced by claws digging deep scratches into the wood top.
Then, in the next breath, the back of his shirt -
Hunched over the desk, huffing and panting heavily. You go to ask what’s wrong but you’re silenced by claws digging deep scratches into the wood top.
Then, in the next breath, the back of his shirt -
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Imagine walking into your hideout and heading up to the boss’ office to find Melon stood there.
Hunched over the desk, huffing and panting heavily. You go to ask what’s wrong but you’re silenced by claws digging deep scratches into the wood top.
Then, in the next breath, the back of his shirt -
Hunched over the desk, huffing and panting heavily. You go to ask what’s wrong but you’re silenced by claws digging deep scratches into the wood top.
Then, in the next breath, the back of his shirt -
I’ve been on a plane for the last fifteen hours. The in-flight entertainment didn’t work for the whole flight.
I am only here and completely sane because of a reoccurring thought about Melon Beastars.
Hot, damp, huffy, panting, bulkiness, swelling and whining with unstoppable growth spurts.
Hnggh
I am only here and completely sane because of a reoccurring thought about Melon Beastars.
Hot, damp, huffy, panting, bulkiness, swelling and whining with unstoppable growth spurts.
Hnggh
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’ve been on a plane for the last fifteen hours. The in-flight entertainment didn’t work for the whole flight.
I am only here and completely sane because of a reoccurring thought about Melon Beastars.
Hot, damp, huffy, panting, bulkiness, swelling and whining with unstoppable growth spurts.
Hnggh
I am only here and completely sane because of a reoccurring thought about Melon Beastars.
Hot, damp, huffy, panting, bulkiness, swelling and whining with unstoppable growth spurts.
Hnggh
Another day, another thought about Melon Beastars
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Another day, another thought about Melon Beastars
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Wave changed job (or just enjoying her obscure hobby)!
(Commission)
(Commission)
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wave changed job (or just enjoying her obscure hobby)!
(Commission)
(Commission)
I see the bots were out in force last night.
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I see the bots were out in force last night.
Imagine if Melon was as big in the final season of Beastars as he is in that promo image.
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
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February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Imagine if Melon was as big in the final season of Beastars as he is in that promo image.
The day they make a gacha with Beastars in it is a day I go bankrupt.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The day they make a gacha with Beastars in it is a day I go bankrupt.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
That new Beastars promo
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
That new Beastars promo
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Last night there was a lot of talk of Melon and you’ll all be horrified to know that the feeling remains the same.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Last night there was a lot of talk of Melon and you’ll all be horrified to know that the feeling remains the same.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
I can never have enough Melon.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I can never have enough Melon.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
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An old, unclaimed Krystal commission. If you want the physical drawing, dm me.
March 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
An old, unclaimed Krystal commission. If you want the physical drawing, dm me.