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The Saatchigumi
@authorgenericus.bsky.social
(No pronoun preference). 18+ only!

A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.

Avatar is booba__tea

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#YearOfTheBeastars
We won’t know for sure until the future comes to pass.

For all we know those legs under there look like accordions.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was stuck 6 hours.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Louis took some persuading! Legosi on the other hand, just does as he’s told. He doesn’t know any better. If Haru had been present then it might have been a different story.

Legosi is still higher by an ear or so, but how long that’ll last is a mystery!

(It’s not very long.)
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
But she’s wearing white socks, right?
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m sure this opinion of how lucky they are will only grow, alongside envy, as this thing progresses.

And Juno will also get bigger too. I mean really, why stop at a million times more gorgeous? Why not a billion and beyond?
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh my god they were thoommates…
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Markers are great for every purpose, I’ve never met a situation a marker couldn’t improve. Especially in size stuff!
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sheila, Seven and Cosmo are indeed good and they come close to Juno but not quite.

Ten was one of the targets I wanted to do something with, but frankly I’m not completely sure what I’d do with her.

Maybe in some sort of spin off? Hm. Or a story?
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Best woman? Hmm….that might just be true! There’s some that come close but I don’t think they quite reach the Juno summit.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Some would argue that Juno is gorgeous in general, the bigness just amplifies that a million-fold.

It’s only natural to be envious in that case.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You’re just looking after your neck! Juno would understand. She’d probably understand so well that she’d make whip out a marker pen and make her nipples into makeshift eyes for you to stare at instead.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Part of me thinks that given what’s coming you’d soon regret your decision, but I suppose you could tag them back in at that point, having got your fill of cute Juno.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM