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Austin Stoirin DC
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Congress bulldozes open the Justice Department's Epstein vault, unleashing autopsy shrapnel and immunity deal debris by December 19, while phantom client lists evaporate in investigative exhaust. #EpsteinFiles
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Haven’t we waited long enough?
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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This always cracks me up. I have a good friend whose pet peeve is calling it Frank instead of The Monster. I frequently send them this pic.
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Are they still teaching that people came to this continent 13,000 years ago?
That's been blown out of the water years ago.
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Or better still: The '26 Pantones
My new all white punk band: '26 Pantone
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I spy a succulent cherry
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Pantone color of the year very obviously should have been one of the deep vivid gem tones that are actually dominating the fashion and interior design industry currently, like a rich burgundy or a striking dark emerald/teal.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The fact that all this was and is possible means our pride was mostly misplaced (?) displaced (?)
For example we didn't have full sufferage under the law until 1964 and yet we still have gerrymandering and the electoral college.
I didn't vote for Trump either time, not because he ran under the Republican banner, but because I knew what kind of man he was. He's proven me right in so many ways during his second term in office, it's sickening and demoralizing to see what he's done to our once proud nation. 🗽
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My new all white punk band: '26 Pantone
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Proportional representation for all states.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just think, if dc was a state the j6 felons could have been tried in state court and rump couldn't pardon them
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Miami was amazing! A lovely date and serendipitous overnight had me up by the pool for an early morning swim together ☀️
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Modelling clay that can only be used to make extinct animals.

Pleistocene.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"

Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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If you’re new to Bluesky, welcome! I am happy you’re here 🩵
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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If you still have your twitter-X account & you’re a SWer plese be aware that platform has new guidelines & rules targeting SWers & the language we use to promote ourselves, announce availability & tours. Our accounts are being suspended consistently right now. Here are words to avoid & to use safely
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Wearing blue on Bluesky. Warshiping these legs can be your holiday treat. Check out my website to find a unique experience. Become a member to let me tailor the experience, connect body and mind, and create genuine enjoyment and relaxation. #legs #kinky #sensual #companion
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪

“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
Hepatitis B vaccine guidance set to be rolled back for US babies: what the science says
A panel of US vaccine advisers voted to rescind a recommendation that all newborns should receive a hepatitis B vaccine at birth.
www.nature.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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New to OurSky?

CURATE YOUR EXPERIENCE:

Go to my profile and hit STARTER PACKS to find many of your favourites.

After that, click the tab that says FEEDS and *PIN* OurSky + your regional feed.

You can then re-order your feeds to make OurSky first, and when you hit HOME it will be all companions!
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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If you’re a sex worker, quote with your fav recent lewd and how long you’ve been in the industry.

On and off for 9 years, escorting independently since Summer of 2022 🖤
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM