Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY
@katecannes.bsky.social
Former Vegas acrobat turned sexy socialite
www.katecannes.com
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Forget the bull in the china shop, there’s a china doll in the bullpen
When Netflix starts dropping a ton of good content, I consider that a recession indicator
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When Netflix starts dropping a ton of good content, I consider that a recession indicator
Do yous guys wash your hands before unloading the dishwasher? Because I just stumbled across a corner of the internet that is acting like that’s not normal 🤨
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Do yous guys wash your hands before unloading the dishwasher? Because I just stumbled across a corner of the internet that is acting like that’s not normal 🤨
I miss Vegas because one time a guy stopped mid-freak to make me a couple balloon animals
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I miss Vegas because one time a guy stopped mid-freak to make me a couple balloon animals
Reposted by Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY
Sex work platforms be like:
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sex work platforms be like:
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
Gain traction, make money, grow popular - because of the sex workers on the platform
Few months later: okay, we have money now.
Throws sex workers in trash
I thought I’d be able to skate through Thanksgiving this year without doing a ton of cooking. Now I’m being asked to do a turkey for 30 people. How do I politely tell the turkey that it needed to be on my schedule months ago?
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I thought I’d be able to skate through Thanksgiving this year without doing a ton of cooking. Now I’m being asked to do a turkey for 30 people. How do I politely tell the turkey that it needed to be on my schedule months ago?
Just a heads up to anyone booking within at least the next 2-3 months— these tours are prone to disruption. The long story short is that my body is still getting back into its natural rhythms and things can pop up suddenly even with the most careful planning.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just a heads up to anyone booking within at least the next 2-3 months— these tours are prone to disruption. The long story short is that my body is still getting back into its natural rhythms and things can pop up suddenly even with the most careful planning.
Starting to think I’m being personally victimized by the retrogrades 😤
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Starting to think I’m being personally victimized by the retrogrades 😤
Are the dommes getting a sudden influx of forced bi requests? 🫣
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Are the dommes getting a sudden influx of forced bi requests? 🫣
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest and most respectable thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest and most respectable thing
I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥
Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome
It’s that magical time of year when I suddenly remember the Thanksgiving craft I started last year, swore I’d finish it before the holiday and then abandoned it as soon as the turkey was finished.
This time will be different, I swear.
This time will be different, I swear.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s that magical time of year when I suddenly remember the Thanksgiving craft I started last year, swore I’d finish it before the holiday and then abandoned it as soon as the turkey was finished.
This time will be different, I swear.
This time will be different, I swear.
Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Really sad to see photographers offering AI packages, but even sadder for the ones who decide to pay for it 🌝
The air feels like it’s corporately-branded Patagonia season 😍
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The air feels like it’s corporately-branded Patagonia season 😍
A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A peak inside the Parisian apartment of Belle Epoque era courtesan Marthe de Florian. Sealed for 70 years, this apartment serves as a time capsule, offering a glimpse into the luxurious life of a woman known to have some highly notable clientele 🌹
The Substance is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. I’m going to watch Death Becomes Her as a chaser
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Substance is one of the craziest movies I’ve seen. I’m going to watch Death Becomes Her as a chaser
Just fyi — NPR podcast has said that if this vote to reopen the government passes, air traffic should resume within a week or so Realistically? Could be longer but it’s a good estimate for those of us who are trying to figure out when to resume business as usual
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just fyi — NPR podcast has said that if this vote to reopen the government passes, air traffic should resume within a week or so Realistically? Could be longer but it’s a good estimate for those of us who are trying to figure out when to resume business as usual
If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If the flight cancellations continue, I’m going to start doing astral projection tours. Catch me in your dreams babe 💋
I think I’m gonna scream in the woods tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think I’m gonna scream in the woods tomorrow
Route was DC to New York btw
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Route was DC to New York btw
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wow I had a horrible airport experience today and never even got onto my first flight.
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I am going to have to postpone Charlotte and probably Boston because I think it’ll probably get worse into next week. Sorry to my clients 😢
Good luck to everyone flying this weekend 😬
I hope private flights are being affected just as much as commercial 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I hope private flights are being affected just as much as commercial 🙃
Clients— touring providers are dealing with a lot of stress right now when it comes to flying in to see you. Please be patient and flexible with us as plans could change suddenly 🫶🏻
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Clients— touring providers are dealing with a lot of stress right now when it comes to flying in to see you. Please be patient and flexible with us as plans could change suddenly 🫶🏻
I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”.
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I can’t believe the password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was just “Louvre”.
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
SWers officially have stronger security protocols than the largest and most visited art museum in the world 🤣
My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My money tree has been sprouting nothing but 7-leafed stems lately. Thank you Universe for the prosperity which I am about to receive 🙌