Love this for him

Immediately after posting this, I got an ad on the flix for Cup Noodles. We’re fking doomed 🥲

I’m a big fan of this

I can attest to that experience. I used to live just a few miles from the border and I’d pop over for Botox, dental work, margaritas and tacos or just shopping the local artisan market. No matter where, I was always warmly greeted and made wonderful connections

Mexico is a warm and friendly, welcoming country! One of my faves 🇲🇽

Thank you! Still excited to meet you when the stars finally align. Happy birthday btw 💕

Words to live by

In the event that our date needs to be rescheduled, I am offering a small discount or a refund for the deposit

🤭

I think it would be in his best interest to control the narrative either that way or to be straight up transparent and say “I did have sexual relations with that man”. Of course I think either way he’s going to have to cooperate with questioning during investigation but he could come out on top here

You can’t just say “everything is bigger in Texas” and then shrink away from 1 gram of fiber

😂😂

Texas style

Human cannon 😂😂

If you don’t hear from me later, do NOT come looking for me 🫣 💁🏼‍♀️💨

It’s an insult to real chili