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Atypicalley
@atypicalley.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈author, writer, wordsmith, hack, librarian, finder of synonyms.
Ga’hooligan on the Moonshot Network🦉

The closed captions on the YouTube video I’m watching just say [music goes BWAAAAA] and this is why every video should have captioning.
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My ONE comfortable bra place is Canada-based. It’s inclusive, perfectly sized for me, and fairly priced.

Which is to say, I no longer have ONE single bra place. These fucking tariffs have forced them to pause US shipping.

So fuck the government, from the bottom of my tits.
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Nothing like caption editing a practice presentation on alt TTRPG options.

“Daddy’s got some weak points”
“Daddy’s very combat focused”
“Daddy is carrying a backlog of edits from the 1980s.”

That’s, uh, “D&D”
Thanks auto caption
August 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Part of running the course reserves in a college library is also operating the study aides that the nursing students use.

Which is why today, I bought body bags.

To barcode organs.

For the two naked bodies that live in my office.
July 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Part of being married me is receiving multiple texts on city design and trains.

Not taking applications at this time.
June 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Yeah, this explains a lot.
June 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I reallyreallyreally wanna watch Murderbot, but I don’t want to pay 20 bucks for 2 months for a single show on a network I don’t otherwise engage with.

Not because I don’t believe murderbot is worth it, but because 1) Apple and 2) I used to be able to *own* shit I wanted to rewatch for 20 bucks.
May 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The best day at Adult Work is when you get to bring your puppets and your sing alongs, even if it’s to a crowd of 3.
April 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I look forward to watching MK solve all the shit I struggled with in half the time.
TONIGHT AT 8:30 EST: MK is diving into Blue Prince for the first time ever, going in completely unspoiled! Join them and Marn (who has been playing since release day) in the hunt for the elusive Room 46, only on moonshot.mov!
April 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My Haruspex finally has a flawless performance.

The Bachelor may now take the stage.

I am *so* ready.
March 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ao this morning, the Dept. of Labor secretary got an emergency-swearing-in as head of the Institute of of Museum and Library services (which I’m pretty sure is also against code, don’t quote me)

In order to dismantle it.

And “save” .0046% of the national budget.
March 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Pathologic comes to me, speaking words of wisdom:

Dum spiro, spero
March 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hell is icebreakers and orientations running a half hour late “so we’re going to keep moving through the break to catch up, but feel free to step out to the bathroom.”
February 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The world is terrible and a lot of things are shit, but Pathologic 3 released another devlog.
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just found a game called Vampire Therapist, and I am so tempted.
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The worst part about packing is the more you do, the less it looks like you’ve done
January 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Virtual assembly day for the school kiddos

High-support 8yr old, hears news, audible from down the hall:

“Ms Calley is LEAVING?!”

2 min later, different news:
“There are CAMERAS on the BUS?!”

10 sec pass, a door slams
“FUCK! Today SUCKS!”
January 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ever had a mob of 25 kids snot-crying over you, begging you not to leave, begging to know why you won’t stick around for them?



Ever had to do that 9 times?
January 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
2witch is very good, but definitely comes with the “how do I pronounce this?” Problem.

Swiitch is also very good, but everyone is gonna look right over that and not process.

Have we thought about Switwoch?
January 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I have taken
the resources
that were in
the budget

and which
you were probably
saving
for higher education

Forgive me
they were needed
to feed the AI bubble
and to dismantle the humanities
January 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shiiiiiit, I use those things like confetti — scatter ‘em — look at that, they just look so sharp!
Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.
January 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Finally started that new year’s writing resolution. Two weeks late ain’t bad.
January 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
While packing today, I found this half finished embroidery project of an RPG map — a world my friends and I made together.

Now I’m about to move away, and that campaign has finished.

And that’s how a hobby I’m not all that great at gave me a lot of feelings today.
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM