Aaron Tinsman
@atinsman.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Once the south collectively declared mac ‘n’ cheese to be a vegetable, its chances of rising again dropped dramatically
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Once the south collectively declared mac ‘n’ cheese to be a vegetable, its chances of rising again dropped dramatically
We’ve collectively lost our damn minds
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We’ve collectively lost our damn minds
You can tell what a man fears by what he locks up at night
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can tell what a man fears by what he locks up at night
Native Americans:
Thanks for nothing Vikings
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Native Americans:
When your mom blanks on Bumblebee’s name:
Not optimal
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When your mom blanks on Bumblebee’s name:
The word of the Lord, for the people of God
You not beating a juicy woman wearing a wrap dress
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The word of the Lord, for the people of God
Me whenever @brentwaggoner.bsky.social tweetz:
BWagz doing BWagz things.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me whenever @brentwaggoner.bsky.social tweetz:
When you’re trying to think of the name of that Cloris Leachman sitcom:
Losing hope here.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
When you’re trying to think of the name of that Cloris Leachman sitcom:
When they stopped minting the penny but had a great production day otherwise
WE FINISHED A QUARTER WELL!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When they stopped minting the penny but had a great production day otherwise
We’re beyond satire
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We’re beyond satire
May every day be another wonderful secret
The late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein specifically referenced his relationship with President Donald Trump in writing before Trump was elected to office and in the runup to the 2020 election, according to newly obtained emails released Wednesday by the House Oversight Committee.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
May every day be another wonderful secret
By far the most fun part of being colorblind is the lowkey conspiracies I get to invent about how things like the Aurora aren’t real
Anyway, happy for you cis-sighted folks, or whatever
Anyway, happy for you cis-sighted folks, or whatever
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
By far the most fun part of being colorblind is the lowkey conspiracies I get to invent about how things like the Aurora aren’t real
Anyway, happy for you cis-sighted folks, or whatever
Anyway, happy for you cis-sighted folks, or whatever
When the people don’t start immediately liking the comedy gold I tweet out:
So...Bluesky having glitches?
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When the people don’t start immediately liking the comedy gold I tweet out:
Your spouse after the kids barge in
Whew and no more shenanigans.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your spouse after the kids barge in
When you score but it feels icky
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When you score but it feels icky
Parenting boys be like
That's enough of this. Do not do this crap
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Parenting boys be like
New name for government shutdown just dropped
Washington sleeping
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
New name for government shutdown just dropped
Me describing Sean Astin’s lawyer boss role in Franklin & Bash:
Open court Rudy nonsense!
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me describing Sean Astin’s lawyer boss role in Franklin & Bash:
Fun fact: when the philosophers collectively known as Nickelback said, “look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh” it was about this picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fun fact: when the philosophers collectively known as Nickelback said, “look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh” it was about this picture
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
Focus on the Tax Cuts
Focus on the Family opposes free meals in schools – Baptist News Global
Focus noted the absence of any organized opposition to the Colorado’s meals program and was willing to stand in the gap.
baptistnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Focus on the Tax Cuts
I don’t know guys, I’m starting to think that maybe cutting food assistance and fighting to kill healthcare subsidies because those are “Democrat programs” while you extend tax cuts to your wealthy donors might be unpopular.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don’t know guys, I’m starting to think that maybe cutting food assistance and fighting to kill healthcare subsidies because those are “Democrat programs” while you extend tax cuts to your wealthy donors might be unpopular.
Reposted by Aaron Tinsman
Mustard and onion on his kevlar already,
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mustard and onion on his kevlar already,
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti.
I’m gonna break out this bad boy on election night next year as a little treat
oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m gonna break out this bad boy on election night next year as a little treat