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"hey riddle riddle" is sort of like if "make some noise" was consistently great
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
YOU SPENT THE FIRST FIVE YEARS TRYING TO GET WITH THE PLAN

AND THE NEXT FIVE YEARS TRYING TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
some wonderful seafood ramen... prawn and shrimp broth... black garlic buttered prawn... shrimp balls. There is nothing wrong with the world. All is right.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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two more reworked entries

not sure how much else i have in me lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
nearly gave me a heart attack... you can't scare people like that.

all jokes aside I love racketcast, it's such a reliable way to stay connected to the place I lived in for 22 months. good stuff, good hosts, good topics.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think people should be a lot more honest about hype exhaustion getting to them re:popular things. it's a normal thing to have happen, but I think it's silly to be like oh E33 winning is bad because its fans are annoying and it has to suck ass because of how much praise it has received.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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the thing tetris adds that you don't get from playing with regular blocks is that the pieces disappear. The main attraction of video games is foolishness such as this
February 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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my honest reaction to walt whitman's "song of myself"
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Some people maybe have gotten over "Hop Along". Not me. Not me.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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A lot of our modern Toyotathon traditions date back to 14th century Holland.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
they're saying XはYです. have you heard about this?
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
sometimes, it feels like it's just the Mary Halvorson Octet and I against the world
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
they're outlawing "Junko poses" in the US. yeah. it's an Executive Order. the supreme court's going to challenge it I think but it'll be a while.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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You've read your last free article *aims gun*
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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im counting my blessings and days, both of which are numbered

- the morose mathematician
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Skeb リクエストありがとうございました!
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
its so funny to get people being like "yet another live action adaptation that devalues animation as an artform... this is just like the live action little mermaid" like it's not a kore-eda movie. I sympathize with the sentiment but you don't know what you're talking about.
"Look Back" live-action film is coming in 2026.
Directed by Hirokazu Kore-eda.
shonenjumpplus.com/episode/1710...
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Happy birthday Falin 🪽
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
people won't like to hear it but fictional characters cheating on their spouses/partners makes them more interesting, more entertaining, and overall better in every conceivable way
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
WE OFFERED 1000 PHYSICIANS A MILLION DOLLARS IF THEY CAN HEAL THYSELVES
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'd like to apologize to my audience for the earlier "skibidi Biden" riffs I tweeted out. I understand now that it is not cool to make fun of a Colbert bit on account of the circumstances, and also that Joe Biden is not president anymore. I am listening to the feedback, and I am growing as a person.
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this went triple platinum for 14 year old ed back in the day. one of those things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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it’s a good day because we get to watch the timberwolves play basketball. #gowolves #dawolves #awooo
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
spongebob big guy pants ok
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM