Malik
@asinineego.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙚. 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚."
Mun is 20.
PFP drawn @GalacticZyrus.bsky.social
NO LEWD
Mun is 20.
PFP drawn @GalacticZyrus.bsky.social
NO LEWD
Pinned
( he cowers — hopefully a rich alpha fro mafia boss protects him .. 🥺🥺🥺)
{ throws bricks at }
( he sniffles )
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
( he cowers — hopefully a rich alpha fro mafia boss protects him .. 🥺🥺🥺)
( he sniffles )
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
This is why you don't have a rich alpha CEO to coddle you
( farts )
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
( he sniffles )
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
H- Help … rich alpha CEO mafia boss , s- save me .. 🥺
Reposted by Malik
𝔻𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
𝔻𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
( farts )
Ouggghhh
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
( farts )
Sigh … when will the rich ceo alpha mafia boss notice me 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sigh … when will the rich ceo alpha mafia boss notice me 🥺
Seeing a bald guy. I got scared and fainted.
[ he saw mr clean 💀]
[ he saw mr clean 💀]
What even brought this up.
Thank god
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Seeing a bald guy. I got scared and fainted.
[ he saw mr clean 💀]
[ he saw mr clean 💀]
HE GOES FLYING
KICKS INTO THE SUN
“… yeah.” 👺
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HE GOES FLYING
Thank god
...? I don't plan on it..?
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Thank god
“… yeah.” 👺
“ Wanna see a magic trick? ”
“You’re built like a uhhhh like uhhh… like wallpaper.” 👺
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“… yeah.” 👺
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“You’re built like a uhhhh like uhhh… like wallpaper.” 👺
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
“You’re built like a uhhhh like uhhh… like wallpaper.” 👺
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
That doesn’t even make sense 💀
NUH UH
do too .
You do NOT 😡
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
NUH UH
You do NOT 😡
i know all .
THEN JOW DID YOU KNOW
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You do NOT 😡
“NO.”
“ YES, I ✨ AM ✨ ”
“NO, you are NOT.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“NO.”
“NO, you are NOT.”
" Nuh uh, I'm cooler than you. "
“YOU ARE A LOSER.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“NO, you are NOT.”
THEN JOW DID YOU KNOW
no . 👺
[ 💀 . ]
[ 💀 . ]
. . . I don’t like that you know all of that stuff, did Evelyn tell you 😡
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
THEN JOW DID YOU KNOW
“YOU ARE A LOSER.”
" LOSER! "
“GET AWAY?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“YOU ARE A LOSER.”
. . . I don’t like that you know all of that stuff, did Evelyn tell you 😡
[ he lists off WAY too many things . i can't put them all in one response 💀🙏 ]
… name seven other things 👺
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
. . . I don’t like that you know all of that stuff, did Evelyn tell you 😡
… name seven other things 👺
the math problem you just " did " . 👺
[ 💀 ]
[ 💀 ]
Name ONE THING 😡
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
… name seven other things 👺
Name ONE THING 😡
you would cheat at a lot of things . 💀
Nuh uh , I would never cheat at something 👺
[ 💀……… ]
[ 💀……… ]
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Name ONE THING 😡
Nuh uh , I would never cheat at something 👺
[ 💀……… ]
[ 💀……… ]
i HEARD you asking evelyn for the answer, DOLT .
with how loud and annoying you are,how could i NOT have .ᐣ 😒
with how loud and annoying you are,how could i NOT have .ᐣ 😒
I came up with the answer myself, what are you talking about 👺
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nuh uh , I would never cheat at something 👺
[ 💀……… ]
[ 💀……… ]
I came up with the answer myself, what are you talking about 👺
first of all, you didn't even come up with the answer YOURSELF .
and SECOND, evelyn PURPOSEFULLY gave you a wrong one . idiot . 👺
and SECOND, evelyn PURPOSEFULLY gave you a wrong one . idiot . 👺
NUH UH !! It’s the RIGHT answer 😡
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I came up with the answer myself, what are you talking about 👺
NUH UH !! It’s the RIGHT answer 😡
no, you're so DUMB ── HAHAHA .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
I know, I’m so smart 👺
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
NUH UH !! It’s the RIGHT answer 😡
“GET AWAY?”
POINTS AND LAUGHS
“… oh, he is so stupid. Poor me, I cannot believe he LEFT me.” 👺
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“GET AWAY?”
“… oh, he is so stupid. Poor me, I cannot believe he LEFT me.” 👺
TEMPEST IS NOT COMING BACK
. . .
MALIK BEGINS TO WEEP 💀
MALIK BEGINS TO WEEP 💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“… oh, he is so stupid. Poor me, I cannot believe he LEFT me.” 👺