Malik
@asinineego.bsky.social
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙚. 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚."
Mun is 20.
PFP drawn @GalacticZyrus.bsky.social
NO LEWD
Mun is 20.
PFP drawn @GalacticZyrus.bsky.social
NO LEWD
Pinned
IT’S NOT MY MATH HOMEWORK IDIOT. It’s a test to see how DUMB a person is, and YOU are failing
… [ he writes down something on the paper 💀]
… [ he writes down something on the paper 💀]
twelve .
i'm not helping you with your math homework, cretin .
i'm not helping you with your math homework, cretin .
. . .
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
IT’S NOT MY MATH HOMEWORK IDIOT. It’s a test to see how DUMB a person is, and YOU are failing
… [ he writes down something on the paper 💀]
… [ he writes down something on the paper 💀]
. . .
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
[ without hesitation, LITERALLY a millisecond after he finishes his sentence ── 💀 ]
seven .
seven .
YOU are the stupid moron ?? You don’t even know what the square root of 49 is.
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
. . .
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
[ Malik pulls out a piece of paper and writes it down. ]
YEAH — well I bet you don’t even know what the square room of 144 is ! 😡
YOU are the stupid moron ?? You don’t even know what the square root of 49 is.
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
shut up, stupid moron .
No one cares.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
YOU are the stupid moron ?? You don’t even know what the square root of 49 is.
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
[ why is he being so specific 💀]
“I DIDNT DO ANYRHING ??”
" Don't even try it. "
HOW DID HE KNOW?
HOW DID HE KNOW?
. . .
He is tempted to throw sand.
He is tempted to throw sand.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“I DIDNT DO ANYRHING ??”
No one cares.
it's difficult being me .
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
No one cares.
. . .
He is tempted to throw sand.
He is tempted to throw sand.
Crossing arms, he is sitting in the AIR. He is not particularly fond of sand.
He INSTANTLY flops over, sticking his head in the sand. 💀
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
. . .
He is tempted to throw sand.
He is tempted to throw sand.
He INSTANTLY flops over, sticking his head in the sand. 💀
" Let us go. "
Grabbing his hand and warping them to a beach.
Grabbing his hand and warping them to a beach.
“I’m sorry….” ☹️
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He INSTANTLY flops over, sticking his head in the sand. 💀
“I’m sorry….” ☹️
" Don't call me that. "
“Yes, I would, alpha.” 🥺
💀
💀
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“I’m sorry….” ☹️
Emmy.
I thought you said shit and think about life
I thought you said shit and think about life
🦈 i literally had to stop, sit and think about life
Emmy’s
I can’t stop LAUGIJNG
I can’t stop LAUGIJNG
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Emmy.
I thought you said shit and think about life
I thought you said shit and think about life
Who the hell is cyber bullying my account where I talk about the people I hate ? 👺
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Who the hell is cyber bullying my account where I talk about the people I hate ? 👺
“Yes, I would, alpha.” 🥺
💀
💀
" Ah, so I see. Very well then.
.... Would you like to go back to the beach? "
.... Would you like to go back to the beach? "
“Because I was on the beach looking at seashells before THEY APPEARED out of nowhere.” ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Yes, I would, alpha.” 🥺
💀
💀
“Because I was on the beach looking at seashells before THEY APPEARED out of nowhere.” ☹️
Tempest casually brushes his hands off, before making his way over to Malik.
" Why are you covered in sand? "
Brushing it off of him??
" Why are you covered in sand? "
Brushing it off of him??
“TEMPY” 🥺
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Because I was on the beach looking at seashells before THEY APPEARED out of nowhere.” ☹️
“TEMPY” 🥺
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
" Lovely. "
HE SPAWNS IMMEDIATELY AT THE LOCATION??? EXECUTES JIMBO JAMES AND HIS GANG ON SIGHT???
HE SPAWNS IMMEDIATELY AT THE LOCATION??? EXECUTES JIMBO JAMES AND HIS GANG ON SIGHT???
👺: “We’re at 420 urmoum lane.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“TEMPY” 🥺
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
Malik is in the corner pathetically crying. There is sand on him.
👺: “We’re at 420 urmoum lane.”
" Uh- huh, one million dollars, huh? And how exactly do you expect me to send the money over if I don't know your location? "
“He—“
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
👺: “We’re at 420 urmoum lane.”
Reposted by Malik
“He—“
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
" Okay.. and where is Jimbo or whatever the fuck his name is? "
“I don’t know where I am.” 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“He—“
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
Jimbo James takes the phone from Malik.
👺: “Give us one MILLION dollars.”
“I don’t know where I am.” 🥺
" That doesn't help. At all. "
“In a house.” 🥺
💀.
💀.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“I don’t know where I am.” 🥺
“In a house.” 🥺
💀.
💀.
" I understand that, Dearest. "
Sighing. He's getting out of bed.
" Where are you being held? Do you know? "
Sighing. He's getting out of bed.
" Where are you being held? Do you know? "
“I’m- I’m scaredddd.” 🥺
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“In a house.” 🥺
💀.
💀.
“I’m- I’m scaredddd.” 🥺
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
" Huh..? "
Rubbing at his eyes.
" Okay -- Hold on. I need you to try to relax. "
Rubbing at his eyes.
" Okay -- Hold on. I need you to try to relax. "
“NOOOOOO…” ☹️
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I’m- I’m scaredddd.” 🥺
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
He SNIFFLES again; Malik is weeping 💀.
“NOOOOOO…” ☹️
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
" And who is 'they'? Is it the beads again? "
He is YAWNING. He just woke up. 💀
He is YAWNING. He just woke up. 💀
“TEMPYYYYY…” 🥺
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“NOOOOOO…” ☹️
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
More sniffling.
“It’s — it’s — ( sniffles ) it’s Jimbo James and his GANGGGGG—“
“TEMPYYYYY…” 🥺
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
He's answering?
“ Hello? ”
“ Hello? ”
Calling @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social on the phone while crying 💀
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“TEMPYYYYY…” 🥺
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
He’s BAWLING into the phone. 💀
“They won’t let me go unless ( sniffling ) they get one million dollaarrrrssss.” ☹️
Calling @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social on the phone while crying 💀
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Calling @lordsanguislunae.bsky.social on the phone while crying 💀
Emmy.
NO
NO
YOU ARE NOW
Emmy.
I AM NOT APART OF THE RP ABSOLUTELY NOT
I AM NOT APART OF THE RP ABSOLUTELY NOT
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Emmy.
NO
NO
I said I wouldn’t do it AGAIN!
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏?
I promise I won’t flood the bathroom again. ☹️
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I said I wouldn’t do it AGAIN!