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[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2h

🦈 teehee

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[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 4h

🦈 you;

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[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 4h

“ Hmm? I'm not sure what you're getting at. ”

Little poke at his cheek. Poke poke.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 13h

" You know. "

Tilting his head in the opposite direction. Flicking at a strand of hair.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 13h

“ Hm? So what? ”

Shifting her head to the side curiously. Batting her little lashes. Nuzzling him again.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 4h

🦈 WHO'S WE????

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 5h

🦈 points and giggles

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 13h

“ Hm? So what? ”

Shifting her head to the side curiously. Batting her little lashes. Nuzzling him again.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 13h

" Why are you so... "

He doesn't want to say it. Too nervous :(. Tangling his fingers in the hair.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 13h

“You're so silly, Salty. Not a literal bet, since I already plan on my silly little plan. ”

Softly humming, leaning into the pawing.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 13h

“You're so silly, Salty. Not a literal bet, since I already plan on my silly little plan. ”

Softly humming, leaning into the pawing.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 13h

" Bet on what? "

Pawing at the azure hair. Soft...

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 14h

“ Oh, you wanna bet? ”

Standing up on her tippy toes. Obnoxious nuzzle.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 14h

“ Oh, you wanna bet? ”

Standing up on her tippy toes. Obnoxious nuzzle.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 15h

" You wouldn't dare. "

He cannot tell if his face is getting warm.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

” My goodness, I might just start using this form more around you! ”

Absolutely giggling. Deviously.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

” My goodness, I might just start using this form more around you! ”

Absolutely giggling. Deviously.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 17h

" I am a gentleman. I am aware of a woman's privacy. "

Putting the hood over his head, covering his eyes.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

Snickering, she scoots a little closer. Just enough to wrap the blanket about them both. Awwh, how nice.

“ I never said to stop, Salty. ”

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

🦈 call them the rizzler

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

Snickering, she scoots a little closer. Just enough to wrap the blanket about them both. Awwh, how nice.

“ I never said to stop, Salty. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 17h

" My apologies. "

Looking away while clearing his throat. Rubbing his thumb and forefinger together against the sleeve of the onesie.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

She's smiling oh so politely, as if she didn't just traumatize him with the burger.

“ I'm gonna catch a cold if you keep looking at me like that. ”

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 17h

She's smiling oh so politely, as if she didn't just traumatize him with the burger.

“ I'm gonna catch a cold if you keep looking at me like that. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 17h

He is looking... respectfully. Frog blinking.

" Oh my. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ Awh shucks! -- Hey! ”

Unburgers. Peeking out from under the blanket. Lady Of Azure!! 🫵

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 20h

Violent trembling.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 20h

🦈 evil chortling

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[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 21h

“ Awh shucks! -- Hey! ”

Unburgers. Peeking out from under the blanket. Lady Of Azure!! 🫵

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" I think I'm going to have nightmares. "

Picking up the blanket to drape it over the burger. Out of sight, out of mind.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Awh, you don't like me as.. Burger Milk Cookie? ”

Batting his silly little lashes. Comedically levitates in burger.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Awh, you don't like me as.. Burger Milk Cookie? ”

Batting his silly little lashes. Comedically levitates in burger.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Not like that... "

That's horrifying. Gently places down the Smilk burger.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ I am here, whatever do you mean? ”

A smilk burger.. that's grinning up at him.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ I am here, whatever do you mean? ”

A smilk burger.. that's grinning up at him.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Come back here... "

Well now he is holding gently like burger.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Nuh uh, couldn't be! ”

He shifts into... A burger. The blanket falls.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Nuh uh, couldn't be! ”

He shifts into... A burger. The blanket falls.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" It was you. "

Automatically holding him horizontally again. Burger....

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ I wonder who did it. It couldn't have been me. ”

Automatically curling up to him. Big ol' grin.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ I wonder who did it. It couldn't have been me. ”

Automatically curling up to him. Big ol' grin.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Who put milk in my food. "

He's joking. Holding him horizontally.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Yeah huh. ”

Luckily, he's as light as a feather. The slightest little wiggle.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 22h

“ Yeah huh. ”

Luckily, he's as light as a feather. The slightest little wiggle.

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 22h

" Nuh uh. "

Picking up the Smilk burrito. Hold gently like burger.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 1d

Humming, rolling himself up in a blanket. Stolen.

“ You. Are silly. ”

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 1d

Humming, rolling himself up in a blanket. Stolen.

“ You. Are silly. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 1d

" Heh... "

Moving his hands down and stuffing them in the pockets.

" What am I then? Hmm?? "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

Raising a brow. Time to play along! Curling up and rolling around.

” Gah! Ooh! Ah! Owie! ”

Rolling over onto his side afterwards.

“ You and your horses. I know what you are. ”

Reposted by [EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞!

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 1d

Emmy.

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[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

Raising a brow. Time to play along! Curling up and rolling around.

” Gah! Ooh! Ah! Owie! ”

Rolling over onto his side afterwards.

“ You and your horses. I know what you are. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 2d

" I will dare. "

Pretending to project it onto him. Pressing his fingers against his temples.

" This has a horse patch on it so I will. "

Him and his horse fixation.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

” You wouldn't dare. ”

Rolling over to lay on his back, stretching and popping it with a sigh. Laying hands underneath his head, getting comfy on the ground.
Peeking up at him.

“ Mhm! I got the best onesies ever. You can keep that one! ”

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

” You wouldn't dare. ”

Rolling over to lay on his back, stretching and popping it with a sigh. Laying hands underneath his head, getting comfy on the ground.
Peeking up at him.

“ Mhm! I got the best onesies ever. You can keep that one! ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 2d

" I will literally project my pain onto you. "

Picking out a purple onesie. Of course he did. Slinking away to change into it.

Slinking back with it on. He looks comfy.

" Very fuzzy. "

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

Slight grimace.

“ Loose joints my crumbs.. ”

Laying his head back down, little yawn.

“ Anyways, you can choose anything you like from the wardrobe. ”

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

Slight grimace.

“ Loose joints my crumbs.. ”

Laying his head back down, little yawn.

“ Anyways, you can choose anything you like from the wardrobe. ”

『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』 @salsusluctus.bsky.social · 2d

" 'm fine. Loose joints. "

Snapping the bone back into place?? Ow??? He's fine.

[EVENT] 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞! @deceitfulism.bsky.social · 2d

“ I'm sure I can find something purple for you.. ”

Glancing back at him almost instantly, alert from the snap.

“ Are you okay? ”