Adam Salsman
@asalsman.bsky.social
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kazlefay.bsky.social
ICE is randomly targeting peaceful protesters because the point is to terrorize the public into accepting martial law.

Indiscriminate attacks send the message that there’s nothing you can do to stay safe.

The regime wants you to cower at home and cede the streets of your city to their control.
asalsman.bsky.social
Saw someone on threads say “fathers shouldn’t physically discipline their daughters be sure it will make them think it’s ok for a man who loves them to hit them” and we are just always SO CLOSE to getting it and yet, somehow, we’re light years away. Jesus fuck.
asalsman.bsky.social
Did not remember that Mr Rogers went off the air two weeks before 9/11. I know that 9/11 was actually Reagan’s fault, but can’t help but feel a connection between events
asalsman.bsky.social
REPENT! REPENT!
weatherishappening.com
UP2 5 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS THRU TUESDAY
asalsman.bsky.social
A 12-year old trans kid was bullied at one of the public schools here in Marlborough and I gotta tell you, the comments under the various stories are exactly what you expect on Facebook. And you better believe I’m taking everyone I find being a shitbird to task for their hate and ignorance.
asalsman.bsky.social
Starting to think Porno for Pyros was wrong: I don’t think we’d make great pets.
asalsman.bsky.social
That’s… that’s too much. That’s “went to a conference and got shitfaced with folks” numbers.
asalsman.bsky.social
Not a porn category YET
ghostlysable.bsky.social
I think the current obsession with antifa will sputter out pretty quickly because it's not a porn category and these guys seem primarily motivated by immense post-nut guilt
asalsman.bsky.social
That shit is bullshit. I will never understand the stranger LinkedIn connect!
asalsman.bsky.social
Antifa ‘bout to drop their rallying cry!
lukesteuber.com
Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up
From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.
asalsman.bsky.social
The Democratic Party in the United States is just lead by the dumbest fucking complicit assholes.
asalsman.bsky.social
Critics say police cannot just murder civilians without consequences. Mice say eagles cannot just swoop down and eat them.
asalsman.bsky.social
My kid made a paper Mr Potatohead at daycare today. And they just keep saying “Mr potatohead.” My brain can’t stop hearing this scene from Wargames: youtu.be/hyJwMxRpcz4?...
WarGames: Backdoor
YouTube video by Garrett Myler
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asalsman.bsky.social
You know, when the yutes turn on the Super Bowl? They certainly want to see *checks notes* Lee Greenwood? For fuck’s sake. If ever there was a good use of the principal skinner meme, it would absolutely be here.
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot
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karlykingsley.bsky.social
So the American taxpayer eats it twice, once on tariffs and again on a second farm bailout. I’m glad farmers are getting help, no one should lose their farm, but it’s remarkable how fast “socialism” stops being a dirty word when the checks clear in red counties.
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shamjaff.bsky.social
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
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camcron.bsky.social
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weatherishappening.com
/ HERE IT COMES
/ ITS ALMOST HERE
/ A WETTENING
/ W/ UP2 1 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ A KEWL DOWN
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/ A UNDANKENING
/ W/ DEW PTS EXPECTED SOON IN THE 30S
/ PERFECT WEATHER 4 REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IN
/ 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT
asalsman.bsky.social
As someone who thinks the AirWolf theme is a Top 5 all time tv show theme,the show absolutely ignored the dangers Blue Thunder presented with a militarized police force. We learn nothing time and time again.
asalsman.bsky.social
Let’s watch Blue Thunder this morning.
asalsman.bsky.social
Oh, right, this movie largely opens a couple of cops in a helicopter creepily spying on a woman doing naked yoga before pivoting to a robbery/rape scene.
asalsman.bsky.social
Let’s watch Blue Thunder this morning.