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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· Dec 7
Life is far too important to be taken seriously.
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 5h
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 5h
Well, don't that just take the cake?
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Hell Iween @derbren.bsky.social Β· 6h
there’s an A. Battenberg on the phone, calling about the flat
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 5h
Isn't there a thing about cockroaches being the last creatures alive on earth?
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Ruth Frances Long / Jessica Thorne @rflong.bsky.social Β· 15h
A little concerned about our train...
Train sign saying "Or next stop is final destination"
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Bob Hawkins @bobhawkins.bsky.social Β· 5h
Edward the lV had his brother George Duke of Clarence murdered in 1478… Charles the 3rd was more lenient. #bbcnewsten
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 5h
Started dating a great girl in August. She's amazing in bed, but I had this uneasy feeling that I may have shagged her sister. I hadn't. Turns out she's the dead spit of my mum in her 20s. Sex has dried up now and I can't tell her why.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social Β· 9h
Kemi Badenoch is calling on Rachel Reeves to resign after the dealer who serviced Reeves' car failed to stamp the booklet in the glove compartment.
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 8h
Did he *really* invent the ice cream cone, though?
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 8h
It's because it's a Dyson, isn't it?
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
Why the new Dyson V16 Piston Animal isn’t the vacuum you should buy
Dyson’s latest cleaner is the company’s biggest redesign in years. We put it through its paces on everything from flour to pet hair
www.theguardian.com
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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social Β· 11h
β€œIf I wanted to wait 15 minutes, I wouldn’t be here now, would I?”
A gingery tortoiseshell cat with white bits, sitting on the floor between a coffee table and a sofa, looking up at the insensitive bastard on the sofa who insists teatime is 5pm
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 9h
I suspect they knew this all along, but it must be so much fun to watch the Tories run their mouths off.
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Sue Reeve @suereeve.bsky.social Β· 10h
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Lettings agent apologises to Reeves for rental licence β€˜oversight’ – UK politics live
Owner of firm used by chancellor says he β€˜deeply regrets’ issue
www.theguardian.com
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social Β· 9h
They said I shouldn’t do it. They said there was no point.

But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.

I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
Drawing of a sort of hemispherical blob with a face and lots of little legs.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social Β· 9h
Shocking development in the Rachel Reeves story. It turns out Estate Agents aren't perfect.
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deanm97.bsky.social @deanm97.bsky.social Β· 18h
Is this Kemi β€œlawmakers can’t be law breakers” Badenoch calling for Reeves’ head over this the same Kemi Bedenoch who has openly admitted hacking Harriet Harman which, last time I looked, was a criminal act? Asking for a friend.
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 9h
Shelley and his friend Horace Smith had a competition to write a poem about Ozymandias. Smith's begins,
"In Egypt's sandy silence all alone
Stands a gigantic leg"
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social Β· 9h
There was an old ruler called Ozzy
Who built a big statue just 'cos he
Thought he would never
Not be known for ever
And now it's two legs in a cozzy
gralefrit.bsky.social Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social Β· 9h
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
And not left me legs buried in dirt
Look on them there
And ye mighty, despair
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social Β· 9h
Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social Β· 12h
A halloween books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Image: The library of an ancient castle. A full moon shines through a gothic window. A vampire creeps up behing a carpenter. Caption: "It had not been easy, but the Count was glad that he had resisted drinking the carpenter's blood until his beautiful new bookshelves were complete."
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social Β· 12h
Anyone who admires Donald Trump shouldn't be let out unaccompanied or allowed to handle anything sharp.
No exceptions.
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 10h
Yeah, I'm probably going as myself as well. An embodied cautionary tale.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social Β· 14h
Ironically, Katie Lam was named "Parliamentary Newcomer of the Year" last night by the Spectator.

It's an example of the "Boris Johnson" problem in British politics: that being loud, self-promoting and outrageous brings prizes and name-recognition.

Learning your stuff & being thoughtful does not.
benansell.bsky.social Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social Β· 15h
Further updates on the ignominious end to Lam's ignominious policy. Good to hear Badenoch say "But we have a principle. We don’t believe in making things retrospective." Let's hope all Britain's parties follow that principle. And for a less punitive & vindictive approach to immigration more broadly
Tories will not deport legally settled people, Badenoch clarifies
Katie Lam spoke β€˜imprecisely’ in stating large number of people would β€˜need to go home’, says Conservative leader
www.theguardian.com
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Hell Iween @derbren.bsky.social Β· 13h
β€œShoeburyness” is the sort of word that happens when English speakers try to do German-style compound nouns but don’t understand when to stop
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The Singular Malt πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜»πŸ§ @artbookreview.bsky.social Β· 10h
Unwritten, of course.