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Life is far too important to be taken seriously.
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there’s an A. Battenberg on the phone, calling about the flat
Isn't there a thing about cockroaches being the last creatures alive on earth?
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Edward the lV had his brother George Duke of Clarence murdered in 1478… Charles the 3rd was more lenient. #bbcnewsten
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Started dating a great girl in August. She's amazing in bed, but I had this uneasy feeling that I may have shagged her sister. I hadn't. Turns out she's the dead spit of my mum in her 20s. Sex has dried up now and I can't tell her why.
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Kemi Badenoch is calling on Rachel Reeves to resign after the dealer who serviced Reeves' car failed to stamp the booklet in the glove compartment.
Did he *really* invent the ice cream cone, though?
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β€œIf I wanted to wait 15 minutes, I wouldn’t be here now, would I?”
I suspect they knew this all along, but it must be so much fun to watch the Tories run their mouths off.
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They said I shouldn’t do it. They said there was no point.

But I’ve done it. I’ve proved them wrong.

I’ve reinvented the wheel and it’s FUCKING AWESOME
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Shocking development in the Rachel Reeves story. It turns out Estate Agents aren't perfect.
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Is this Kemi β€œlawmakers can’t be law breakers” Badenoch calling for Reeves’ head over this the same Kemi Bedenoch who has openly admitted hacking Harriet Harman which, last time I looked, was a criminal act? Asking for a friend.
Shelley and his friend Horace Smith had a competition to write a poem about Ozymandias. Smith's begins,
"In Egypt's sandy silence all alone
Stands a gigantic leg"
😳
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There was an old ruler called Ozzy
Who built a big statue just 'cos he
Thought he would never
Not be known for ever
And now it's two legs in a cozzy
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
And not left me legs buried in dirt
Look on them there
And ye mighty, despair
Oh I wish I’d looked after me works
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Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.

At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
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Anyone who admires Donald Trump shouldn't be let out unaccompanied or allowed to handle anything sharp.
No exceptions.
Yeah, I'm probably going as myself as well. An embodied cautionary tale.
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Ironically, Katie Lam was named "Parliamentary Newcomer of the Year" last night by the Spectator.

It's an example of the "Boris Johnson" problem in British politics: that being loud, self-promoting and outrageous brings prizes and name-recognition.

Learning your stuff & being thoughtful does not.
Further updates on the ignominious end to Lam's ignominious policy. Good to hear Badenoch say "But we have a principle. We don’t believe in making things retrospective." Let's hope all Britain's parties follow that principle. And for a less punitive & vindictive approach to immigration more broadly
Tories will not deport legally settled people, Badenoch clarifies
Katie Lam spoke β€˜imprecisely’ in stating large number of people would β€˜need to go home’, says Conservative leader
www.theguardian.com
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β€œShoeburyness” is the sort of word that happens when English speakers try to do German-style compound nouns but don’t understand when to stop