ArachneJenn
arachnejenn.bsky.social
ArachneJenn
@arachnejenn.bsky.social
Still the mom friend. Still 🌈 ❤️. Still the same username. She/her.
Really that boring, yes.
Big into hockey and yarn, not so much crypto, tech-bros, betting, or dating.
Pinned
The overlap between hockey fan and knitter is real.

Stars, Penguins, Avalanche, and Fleet. I've given away more than I've kept, but I've got a Vegas and a Kraken around here somewhere, Sirens is next, and I guess Utah at some point.
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There's no 'Green Monster' in Boston more frustrating to opponents than 5'5" netminder Aerin Frankel.

She's been nearly unbeatable for the Boston Fleet this season frustrating opponents with every save. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
thehockeynews.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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According to the Stars, Tyler Seguin had successful surgery to repair a torn ACL in his right knee on Tuesday. Performed by Dr. Dan Cooper in Dallas.

"Seguin's time frame for return to play will be reevaluated after the Olympic break."
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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IMPORTANT: NWS Boulder just issued a rare "Particularly Dangerous Situation" (PDS) Fire Weather Warning for Boulder, Hwy 93, and the Boulder + northern JeffCo foothills for tomorrow.

Winds: 85-110 mph. Bone dry.

This is a Fire Weather Warning with an exclamation point.

#COwx
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Data from the Defense Health Agency shows DoD actually spent $41.6 million on Viagra — and $84.24 million total on erectile dysfunction prescriptions — last year.
And since 2011, the tab for drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra totals $294 million, = to nearly 4 USAF F-35 Joint Strike Fighters.
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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We're just 50 days away from the Olympics opening ceremony! 👀
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Happy birthday (12/18/1998) to Dallas Stars goalie Jake Oettinger. The Lakeville, MN native has compiled a record of 149-66-27 entering the 2025-26 season.

📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images

#TexasHockey
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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An Otter year wiser 🥳🦦

Happy Birthday, Jake!
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Two players run into the official and push them along the boards. Can't say I've ever seen that one before.
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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San Jose Sharks defenseman John Klingberg (long time Dallas Stars blue liner) is currently on a 3-game goal streak (4 goals) and a 5-game point streak (5-3-8).

Due to this recent offensive outburst, Klingberg is now 5th in the entire NHL in defenseman goals with 8.

#TexasHockey
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Serving lone star looks 🤠

Don't miss us at the home of the Dallas Stars for the PWHL Takeover Tour on December 28! 🎟️ bit.ly/4iZKLEm
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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OPINION by Stephanie Forté: Signing Carter Hart ended my support for the Vegas Golden Knights. As a survivor of sexual assault, I can no longer believe in their “core values” after they rewarded troubling behavior with a $4 million contract.

Read it here: thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's funny because it's true.

My view of my sister in law's dog at Thanksgiving
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The Flyers had a little trouble with one of their line changes last night 😂
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Following the Quinn Hughes trade, has the Central Division solidified itself as the toughest division in hockey? 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Any way you look at it, an embarrassment of riches.
My take on Team Canada 🇨🇦
A deep dive into everyone's value, what a pure 'by-the-numbers' roster looks like, and the thought process behind the tweaks I'd make to a model-based roster.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If you wanted to feel old today, Jeff Skinner is playing in his 1,100th game tonight 👴
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Instead of shouting for tacos, #SJSharks fans need to start chanting "MVP! MVP! MVP!"

Celebrini has 50 points, Sharks have scored 99 goals this season, meaning Celebrini has been directly involved in a staggering 50.5 percent of the team's total offense this season
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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In my last letter from Paris of 2025 for Modern Daily Knitting, I have a whale of a time knitting up an elegant ensemble for a even littler mermaid.

Finny Girl – Modern Daily Knitting www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/fi...
Finny Girl – Modern Daily Knitting
www.moderndailyknitting.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Nobody is free unless all of us are free. If you are willing to throw trans people under the bus who’s next on your list of “expendable” people?
Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There's just something so appropriate about a divorce lawyer loading a giant brass giraffe from the used goods store into his Cybertruck.

Yup, that's a kickin' bachelor pad piece of art there, dude. Try setting it on its side to fit it in the trunk. Hope your golf clubs aren't in there.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
'Tis the season to be festive.

Greetings from my local.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM