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This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since Bill Hobson quit Killdozer.
One time I made a joke post saying "arpeggios suck" and a music scene person i considered a friend got so mad at me she x-ed me out of her life. A few years later she killed herself, I don't think it had to do with my post. Anyway, nothing means anything!
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh cool, they've got STALKER merch now
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Get ready for either his best record in 30 years or the worst of his entire career
Highly specific siren: Nick Cave and Rod Dreher hung out
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Highly specific siren: Nick Cave and Rod Dreher hung out
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Either Tom Cruise has tried to convert Simon Pegg to Scientology or he doesn't believe English People have souls
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Love working online chat shifts so I can respond to a question in 18 seconds and then stare at my screen for 14 minutes (and counting) waiting for them to answer my follow-up question.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A lady just got on the bus wearing a cow-print overcoat and she smelled like a Cadbury cream egg. Just thought you'd want to know.
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Kreayshawn album was good actually. youtu.be/gQa_QW4ZJXA?...
Kreayshawn - Breakfast (Syrup) ft. 2 Chainz
YouTube video by KreayshawnVEVO
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My big takeaway from all the Epstein emails is that the Cenobites are real except they're also Beavis and Butthead and one of them (Beavis) is currently the President.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Please I need a t-shirt of a bleeding Skye Blue and the caption "women's gushing blood and hitting each other with the next available stupid thing" 🤼‍♀️
whos shocked that some idiot is pearl clutching over the womens blood and guts match lol. #aewdynamite #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Women's blood and guts was better than the men's (more drama and emotion and clearer spots) but they were with good and did in fact have the advertised blood. 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Someday you will all be so sorry for how you have treated poor Wheeler Yuta. He is a good man, but his advisors are confused. 🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Holy shit goblin mode Toni Storm 🤼‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The most significant thing Malakai Black did in AEW is hitting Julia Hart with the black mist. We owe him an eternal debt. 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Hard to believe there was a time when I wasn't on board with Skye Blue. Turns out going goth and bleeding BUCKETS goes a long way to winning my affections. 🤼‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oh Jesus now it's Jamie Hayter vs Skye Blue I think AEW is trying to kill me I feel dizzy 🤼‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First Kris Statlander with a run in her tights and now Tay Melo is wearing fishnets. I am watching wrestling extremely respectfully right now. 🤼‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Kyle Fletcher please do not betray Takeshita your husband loves you 🤼‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Catching up on Collision and holy shit Juice Robinson is CRAZY over. Can we get a belt on him before his leg falls off again? 🤼‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since Peter Solowka got kicked out of The Wedding Present.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I will never watch a rap musical about a former president. I would rather be run over by a car
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM