A P Clarke
@apclarke.bsky.social
London. I make The Lost Cat Podcast, I make music, I make movies, I post a lot of nerdy shit about these sorts of things.
All typos are to prove I am not AI. thank you.
apclarke.studio
All typos are to prove I am not AI. thank you.
apclarke.studio
This is a great thread but just to say: if it was my call, this film would end with Bond finally bedding Moneypenny, but with him ironically having trouble 'keeping up performance', and her saying 'Oh James, this is no time to die!'. Credits.
If I had my call.
If I had my call.
The property has been having a conversation with mortality since the beginning, and if it were my call, this would have been a huge talking point in the press for NO TIME TO DIE.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is a great thread but just to say: if it was my call, this film would end with Bond finally bedding Moneypenny, but with him ironically having trouble 'keeping up performance', and her saying 'Oh James, this is no time to die!'. Credits.
If I had my call.
If I had my call.
I think the Pluribus lady is a bad person who doesn’t realise she is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think the Pluribus lady is a bad person who doesn’t realise she is.
I keep looking for the people using AI as a tool for expression - as this is the actual path to the future of art - after the hype and the bubbles and the righteous indignation have gone.
This is closest so far:
artreview.com/what-is-post...
This is closest so far:
artreview.com/what-is-post...
What Is Post-AI Art?
Avery Singer, Simon Denny, Holly Herndon, Mat Dryhurst and Jon Rafman discuss – with the help of a generated AI – what the future holds
artreview.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I keep looking for the people using AI as a tool for expression - as this is the actual path to the future of art - after the hype and the bubbles and the righteous indignation have gone.
This is closest so far:
artreview.com/what-is-post...
This is closest so far:
artreview.com/what-is-post...
Wow, Jimmy is boooorrreeeeeddd of Avatar :)
Pop sensation Billy Eilish has revealed that Avatar and Piranha 2 director James Cameron is co-directing her concert movie.
filmstories.co.uk/news/james-c...
filmstories.co.uk/news/james-c...
James Cameron has taken a break from Avatar to co-direct a Billie Eilish concert film
Pop sensation Billy Eilish has revealed that Avatar and Piranha 2 director James Cameron is co-directing her concert movie.
filmstories.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Wow, Jimmy is boooorrreeeeeddd of Avatar :)
"God is dead, and no one cares
If there is a hell, I'll see you there"
If there is a hell, I'll see you there"
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"God is dead, and no one cares
If there is a hell, I'll see you there"
If there is a hell, I'll see you there"
The very absolutely best bit of Star Wars is when ESB cuts back to the Falcon as it is desperately flying through the asteroid belt to avoid the Imperials.
There's no plan, no complexity, no strategic goal, no macguffin, just deep, in media res, ADVENTURE. All the plates spinning, at once. Yeah!
There's no plan, no complexity, no strategic goal, no macguffin, just deep, in media res, ADVENTURE. All the plates spinning, at once. Yeah!
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The very absolutely best bit of Star Wars is when ESB cuts back to the Falcon as it is desperately flying through the asteroid belt to avoid the Imperials.
There's no plan, no complexity, no strategic goal, no macguffin, just deep, in media res, ADVENTURE. All the plates spinning, at once. Yeah!
There's no plan, no complexity, no strategic goal, no macguffin, just deep, in media res, ADVENTURE. All the plates spinning, at once. Yeah!
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IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) | D: Mary Bronstein #OnePerfectShot
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) | D: Mary Bronstein #OnePerfectShot
After nearly 30 years of happily not thinking about The Ben Folds Five, I have had The Battle Of Who Could Care Less in my head for a full week now.
youtu.be/0Y1wm7CFRCQ?...
youtu.be/0Y1wm7CFRCQ?...
Ben Folds Five - Battle Of Who Could Care Less (Official Video)
YouTube video by BenFoldsFiveVEVO
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
After nearly 30 years of happily not thinking about The Ben Folds Five, I have had The Battle Of Who Could Care Less in my head for a full week now.
youtu.be/0Y1wm7CFRCQ?...
youtu.be/0Y1wm7CFRCQ?...
Letterboxd etiquette is getting me this morning: the balance between only liking reviews that specifically give me something new, liking all the ones by yer mates just coz, and just generally liking any review that's kinda nice.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Letterboxd etiquette is getting me this morning: the balance between only liking reviews that specifically give me something new, liking all the ones by yer mates just coz, and just generally liking any review that's kinda nice.
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People getting rabid over movies & filmmakers failing their purity tests and I dunno man. It’s movies, not global politics. If Eric Trump decided he wanted to direct action movies I bet I would watch that shit religiously. Movie stars are knuckleheads. Studios are evil. Find your heroes elsewhere.
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
People getting rabid over movies & filmmakers failing their purity tests and I dunno man. It’s movies, not global politics. If Eric Trump decided he wanted to direct action movies I bet I would watch that shit religiously. Movie stars are knuckleheads. Studios are evil. Find your heroes elsewhere.
I went long on STARFISH, a movie I did not like, but contains many valuable lessons:
letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
A review of Starfish (2018)
So: no. Absolutely not. But still... It is extremely easy to rag on all the Please-God-Never-Do-This film making going on and, as I watched the whole damn thing, holy hell I am totally going to do thi...
letterboxd.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I went long on STARFISH, a movie I did not like, but contains many valuable lessons:
letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
letterboxd.com/andrewclarke...
On the anniversary of his passing, here's a song I wrote in the month before his death:
'Learning Leonard Cohen Songs':
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'Learning Leonard Cohen Songs':
soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke/l...
Learning Leonard Cohen Songs
I was learning Leonard Cohen songs, just in case. Then I got distracted and wrote a song called 'Learning Leonard Cohen Songs'. Here it is.
Every horror comes true, and no-one will be spared
I'm prag
soundcloud.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
On the anniversary of his passing, here's a song I wrote in the month before his death:
'Learning Leonard Cohen Songs':
soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke/l...
'Learning Leonard Cohen Songs':
soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke/l...
I am increasingly against the feature-length movie - a stubborn hangover from a cinema culture of 100 years ago - with its looping programme of shorts, newsreels, B Movies and Featured Movies. Let it go.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am increasingly against the feature-length movie - a stubborn hangover from a cinema culture of 100 years ago - with its looping programme of shorts, newsreels, B Movies and Featured Movies. Let it go.
So that's Death getting warmed up to really take the W.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So that's Death getting warmed up to really take the W.
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It’s been gratifying lately to hear some nice feedback for my book 3,190 NEW IDEAS BEFORE BEDTIME. It had not occurred to me that readers might find the book ‘helpful’, but apparently the ideas are being used to generate writing prompts, as oblique strategies, and for bibliomancy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It’s been gratifying lately to hear some nice feedback for my book 3,190 NEW IDEAS BEFORE BEDTIME. It had not occurred to me that readers might find the book ‘helpful’, but apparently the ideas are being used to generate writing prompts, as oblique strategies, and for bibliomancy.
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If decades of enjoying Seagal movies hasn't turned me into a fascist, I'm sure enjoying Hamilton won't magically turn me liberal (apex Lin Manuel is Moana tho)
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
If decades of enjoying Seagal movies hasn't turned me into a fascist, I'm sure enjoying Hamilton won't magically turn me liberal (apex Lin Manuel is Moana tho)
Well, Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and ghosts!
Can I carry on watching horror movies tomorrow?
Can I carry on watching horror movies tomorrow?
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Well, Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and ghosts!
Can I carry on watching horror movies tomorrow?
Can I carry on watching horror movies tomorrow?
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“In 2026, the sexy CEO assassin and the sexy Louvre thief will escape and go on the run together…”
a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair holding a crystal ball in her hand .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“In 2026, the sexy CEO assassin and the sexy Louvre thief will escape and go on the run together…”
1989 was when I first really got into music, so it was a life changing year for me. The album was Queen's The Miracle, so I think I can speak to both sides of this 1989 debate.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
1989 was when I first really got into music, so it was a life changing year for me. The album was Queen's The Miracle, so I think I can speak to both sides of this 1989 debate.
Where are the chakras in a jellyfish?
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Where are the chakras in a jellyfish?
It's been so long since i've worked in an office, i forget most topics of chat are literally just to have something to talk about, like meercats making noises that mean nothing more than 'i'm OK, are you OK'. It is a good thing, and doesn't need to mean anything.
Because fucking CRUMPETS? Sheesh!
Because fucking CRUMPETS? Sheesh!
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's been so long since i've worked in an office, i forget most topics of chat are literally just to have something to talk about, like meercats making noises that mean nothing more than 'i'm OK, are you OK'. It is a good thing, and doesn't need to mean anything.
Because fucking CRUMPETS? Sheesh!
Because fucking CRUMPETS? Sheesh!
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It’s good to keep at least one clock that needs changing manually. Otherwise “they” could be changing the time all the time and we’d never know.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s good to keep at least one clock that needs changing manually. Otherwise “they” could be changing the time all the time and we’d never know.
Yesterday I did reshoots for my short film AND shot a second one.
This is great, but I do want to point out what we did afterwards: we were gonna have a drink and watch Halloween movies, but instead we all went home and slept. We were pooped!
This part, also, is the life of an artist. :)
This is great, but I do want to point out what we did afterwards: we were gonna have a drink and watch Halloween movies, but instead we all went home and slept. We were pooped!
This part, also, is the life of an artist. :)
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Yesterday I did reshoots for my short film AND shot a second one.
This is great, but I do want to point out what we did afterwards: we were gonna have a drink and watch Halloween movies, but instead we all went home and slept. We were pooped!
This part, also, is the life of an artist. :)
This is great, but I do want to point out what we did afterwards: we were gonna have a drink and watch Halloween movies, but instead we all went home and slept. We were pooped!
This part, also, is the life of an artist. :)