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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 8h

I'll barf with you! You've kicked so much ass to get to this point!!

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 11h

While I was taking a picture, a man came up to me, going, "I'm not weird or nothing!"

Then gave me a tip on taking a better picture. Not where I thought he was going! Pleasantly surprised!

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 3d

Today was better! I'm going to chop off my hair on Saturday

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 5d

The amount of analyses I've seen that have gone, "James Sunder is categorically a bad person. Any other interpretation is wrong, and you don't understand the game if you disagree with me" is staggering.

Catch me looking into the camera like I'm in the office. Release me from this hell.

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 5d

I had a normal ass sex dream for the first time in my life last night!

No weird existential crises! No weird characters! Just a normal ass sex dream with a real person!

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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 7d

Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.

A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 6d

I love learning about DND through playing. My DM is an artist. He allows for chaos while still bringing in the voice of god for only the real dumb dumb decisions.

"If you do this you will die." "If you do THAT you will die." "Guys, I can only do so much to KEEP YOU ALIVE."

Bless him <3

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 7d

The most successful LOZ games (barring TP) focus more on the dynamics between those two disasters, and TOTK really dropped the ball by *not* giving Link comparable trauma while Zelda sacrifices her humanity to give him a better chance to stop Ganondorf.

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 7d

TOTK didn't have as much cultural zeitgeist as BOTW bc the story wasnt as strong. The story wasnt as strong bc they focused too heavily on Zelda, when the entire point of the franchise is the dynamic between Zelda AND Link.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 10d

So a mental health social worker referred me to EMDR therapy since it helps with rage and anxiety and... PTSD?

No, no, no, I dont have that. I just have anxiety about getting run over again. And almost dying from anaphylaxis. And my loud noises in general.

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 11d

I accidentally gave myself food poisoning, so I took off the day from work and got all my bills, therapy and retirement stuff assessed.

A bitch be poor now but well organized!

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14d

Look, if youre gonna have a man start crying and calling out "mommy" in the middle a smut fic, I'm gonna need you to tag *BOTH* of those things because I only fuck with one of them!!

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16d

I lost my pain medication, and I only cried hysterically for 20 minutes.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16d

Normally, this would make me v angry, but my entire life is a Shakespearean comedy at this point, so I'm just gonna fuck with him instead.

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16d

Had lunch with hot ex-coworker today since we're trying the friends thing despite his behavior as he's still the only person i like talking to in the entire state of MN

Yet this mf has the audacity to look at me like he still wants me, coughs, and rushes me out of his office at the very end of it.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16d

No but why does "PTSD so bad it got misdiagnosed as BPD" actually slap that hard?

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 17d

A man corrected my grammar. Normally, I would want to eviscerate him. How dare a man even speak to me, let alone correct me. But this one? I want to stick my tongue down his throat for his enthusiasm about grammar and pure lack of rizz.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18d

most food is bi i dont make the rules

Silverfang 🍂 🐺 🍂 @thesteelwolf.bsky.social · 18d

A lot of these seem to be food related, are you writing these stories while hungry? Do you need a sandwich? Somebody get this buckaroo a sandwich!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 21d

I like these ideas. V good, v good. The "reverse cowl neck" might help me keep my job, too lmao

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 21d

Got dress coded at work because my cardigan had a hood on it.

Haha I cant wait to die

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 24d

Flirting hard with another man <3

He lives back in Nevada, which is 2k miles away from me </3

This is what me being slutty looks like for the uninitiated btw

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 25d

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 28d

I was upset earlier about the back surgery, now im disassociating ooo, this part is so much better.

House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 29d

Yknow what i need in my life right now? A slutty outfit i wear in the night while I call forth demons to do my bidding.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · Sep 24

At least today I'm not crying in my car over a man, again. Today, I'm crying in my car because of insurance and shitty doctor offices