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Sam VdS
@anxiousfishclub.bsky.social
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Bread magician ✨ It doesn’t have to be perfect, as long as it makes you happy ♥️ www.anxiousfishclub.com/links
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Side note: it seems like a great time to be in the inflatable mascot costume business
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hands: the original tortilla press
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i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
How rfk jr seems to think this works
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
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(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart
Have the feeling some T Swift fans will start claiming her new album is actually a meta parody of pop music, so really it’s bad on purpose and that’s what makes it super deep
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Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion.

Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk.

All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
Can I just say, I hate how people say “drone” and either mean a little flying camera robot used by YouTubers, or a deadly unmanned military aircraft?
“Drone spotted” WHAT KIND??
Start using a different word for them please??
It’s like using the word to describe a kid’s toy plane and also an F-22
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telling my boss I’m going to fuck up roughly 30% of the time and it’s math’s fault
Funniest thing about this is that they’ll all have moved on and will stop ordering a drink as ‘protest’ once there’s something new to fixate on (especially with evangelical Halloween outrage just around the corner)
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
Reading this after waking up from a nap 🫩
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
“🥺 What if we kissed under the 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin…? 👉👈”
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol