Alistair (they/fae)
@anxiousbiqueen.bsky.social
33 • 1w2 • ♋️♒️♒️ • queer witch • AuDHD • demi • disabled 🥄• chicken parent 🐓• memes & T-Swift lyrics
I’m not okay
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m not okay
Today my waitress asked me if I wanted it “naked and spicy.”
So how’d your day go?
So how’d your day go?
June 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Today my waitress asked me if I wanted it “naked and spicy.”
So how’d your day go?
So how’d your day go?
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THIS is America: "Tasted a little tear gas. Tasted like fascism."
A little tear gas isn’t going to stop us. We will just bring our leaf blowers next time.
#ICEOutOfLA
#FreedomToDissent
A little tear gas isn’t going to stop us. We will just bring our leaf blowers next time.
#ICEOutOfLA
#FreedomToDissent
June 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
THIS is America: "Tasted a little tear gas. Tasted like fascism."
A little tear gas isn’t going to stop us. We will just bring our leaf blowers next time.
#ICEOutOfLA
#FreedomToDissent
A little tear gas isn’t going to stop us. We will just bring our leaf blowers next time.
#ICEOutOfLA
#FreedomToDissent
My test results came back normal and I started crying and I need someone who understands
June 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My test results came back normal and I started crying and I need someone who understands
What helps you fall asleep? The weirder the answer, the better.
June 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What helps you fall asleep? The weirder the answer, the better.
Birthday weekend ✨
May 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Birthday weekend ✨
I’m about to give you a 10 minute presentation. What do you think the topic will be?
May 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m about to give you a 10 minute presentation. What do you think the topic will be?
Mohawk Monday
April 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Mohawk Monday
I’m sending in Zoe’s saliva sample to see what dog breeds are in her genetics! What are your guesses?
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m sending in Zoe’s saliva sample to see what dog breeds are in her genetics! What are your guesses?
How it started ✨ How it’s going ✨
March 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
How it started ✨ How it’s going ✨
When will the grieving end
February 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
When will the grieving end
I need a new pillow. Suggestions for a side sleeper?
February 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I need a new pillow. Suggestions for a side sleeper?
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I need a new pillow and I think I’m going to branch out and try a new one. I would love suggestions. I’m a side sleeper with chronic tension headaches and migraines.
February 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I need a new pillow and I think I’m going to branch out and try a new one. I would love suggestions. I’m a side sleeper with chronic tension headaches and migraines.
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Paul Martin, the inspector general for the USAID, has been fired after resisting the administration. Just a day ago, his office released a report warning that staff reductions and spending freezes put hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars at risk of misuse and waste. This is the way.
February 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Paul Martin, the inspector general for the USAID, has been fired after resisting the administration. Just a day ago, his office released a report warning that staff reductions and spending freezes put hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars at risk of misuse and waste. This is the way.
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Went out for a short time with my Uncle.
By the end my blood sugars dived, BP dropped, went dizzy, and my body stopped functioning properly… still had to get back home.
And no one even noticed, not even Uncle… because that’s how good we are at pretending to be “fine”.
By the end my blood sugars dived, BP dropped, went dizzy, and my body stopped functioning properly… still had to get back home.
And no one even noticed, not even Uncle… because that’s how good we are at pretending to be “fine”.
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Went out for a short time with my Uncle.
By the end my blood sugars dived, BP dropped, went dizzy, and my body stopped functioning properly… still had to get back home.
And no one even noticed, not even Uncle… because that’s how good we are at pretending to be “fine”.
By the end my blood sugars dived, BP dropped, went dizzy, and my body stopped functioning properly… still had to get back home.
And no one even noticed, not even Uncle… because that’s how good we are at pretending to be “fine”.
🤣 I can only choose ONE??
February 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🤣 I can only choose ONE??
I have dandruff? I guess? I’ve never had dandruff before? How do mortals deal with dandruff?
February 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I have dandruff? I guess? I’ve never had dandruff before? How do mortals deal with dandruff?
Repeat after me. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need
February 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Repeat after me. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need another bomber jacket. You don’t need
I guess karma isn’t the guy on the chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I guess karma isn’t the guy on the chiefs
Maybe everyone should just not pay taxes 🤷🏻
February 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Maybe everyone should just not pay taxes 🤷🏻
What's Up?
4 Non Blondes · Bigger, Better, Faster, More ! · Song · 1992
open.spotify.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What is your go to coping skill when you’re feeling overwhelmed?
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What is your go to coping skill when you’re feeling overwhelmed?
If I would’ve know about this fibromyalgia flare sooner, I’d have rescheduled my period so they didn’t happen at the same time
February 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If I would’ve know about this fibromyalgia flare sooner, I’d have rescheduled my period so they didn’t happen at the same time