Guinness Book of Girlfailures
@antlerpuppy.bsky.social
She/It 🏳️⚧️ 06/20/03
Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™
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Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™
If you need better alt text on any of my posts just lemme know
self portrate 🦌
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
self portrate 🦌
if i were a boy id go by Grimlock probably
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
if i were a boy id go by Grimlock probably
just drew this
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
just drew this
they discovered a new hole in my body the other day
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
they discovered a new hole in my body the other day
the great worm... ohhhh the great worm...
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the great worm... ohhhh the great worm...
my pussy infrastructurally significant
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my pussy infrastructurally significant
In the soil eating random bs bc I'm a lil detritivore
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In the soil eating random bs bc I'm a lil detritivore
In piss civilization nobody ever goes for the piss
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In piss civilization nobody ever goes for the piss
my villainous doppelgänger is forcing me to review shitty games that suck ass
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my villainous doppelgänger is forcing me to review shitty games that suck ass
penis explosion device
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
penis explosion device
the ship dynamic so good i got zoomies
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the ship dynamic so good i got zoomies
Today's video is sponsored by sudden and terrifying loud noises
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Today's video is sponsored by sudden and terrifying loud noises
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a circumcised trans woman is like an angel without foreskin
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
a circumcised trans woman is like an angel without foreskin
I LOVE WAKING UP AT 2AM AND BEING COMPLETELY UNABLE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR NO REASON
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I LOVE WAKING UP AT 2AM AND BEING COMPLETELY UNABLE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR NO REASON
first period on my new estrogen dose
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
first period on my new estrogen dose
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arrested for shoplifting a tiny pumpkin from in front of the grocery store
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
arrested for shoplifting a tiny pumpkin from in front of the grocery store
Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now
#warhammercommunity
#warhammercommunity
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now
#warhammercommunity
#warhammercommunity
oh goodness gracious
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
oh goodness gracious
deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me
girlll i think I just saw a goblin
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
girlll i think I just saw a goblin
oh my golly gee
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
oh my golly gee
sucking and slurpin on a unholy creature of the night
October 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
sucking and slurpin on a unholy creature of the night
bestie is exoskeletal
October 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
bestie is exoskeletal
girls often have chelicerae
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
girls often have chelicerae