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antlerpuppy.bsky.social
Guinness Book of Girlfailures
@antlerpuppy.bsky.social
She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ 06/20/03
Recipient of the 2007 "DO NOT SERVE" award at Denny's™

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help I'm too high to put ghislaine next to elon
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
would you... erm... want to s-stick... Nay, I shan't say such vulgar things. I am sorry to have bothered you
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who dressed him up like palpatine
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
it's one really overworked intern that can miraculously type at 2000wpm in the corner of a halo tourney
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
fr
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i forgot this guy actually looked like that i thought i had imagined his bee movie ass character design
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
love how you did the scale cloak with the crackle paint that's pretty sick
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Additionally, Vader may have actually been in part inspired by the Grievous myth. A folktale turned propaganda figure from the late warring states period.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
harvestmen my beloved
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
like ok elect her then idc
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Right now they are using you and weaponizing your consumerism against people you say you care about. If you wanna support us now's an opportunity to start
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
nobody's asking you to even give up the fandom. If you want to read the books you have or find free fan works online that's fine, just please close your wallet. I've had to give up throwing money at Microsoft and I don't regret it because it's for people I care about (plus I still have my old games)
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM