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Jeremy
@ansur9x.bsky.social
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Vell, he's just zis guy, you know? Chocolate hummus enthusiast.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 1m
He would have been perfect casting in the play An Evening With Mr. Johnson. I'm still surprised they don't censor out his head on TV.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 35m
I have a song queued up for when he keels over.
a deadpool action figure is standing in front of a white wall and holding a gun .
ALT: a deadpool action figure is standing in front of a white wall and holding a gun .
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 38m
Yeah, by Dbagcasters about Underwater Basket Weaving really touches on some important topics, but I'm not allowed to mention it here.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 57m
...did she switch sides?
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 21h
Food for kids and vasectomies for adults.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 1d
Do you think he accidentally grabs himself by it on reflex?
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 1d
Probably busy blackmailing or bribing another Republican to get the number back to 217.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 2d
I hope he gets something that he cut research funds for.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 2d
I knew it was out, but it looked like a bad video game movie where each dinosaur was a zone for them to get through. Every movie is two kids on dinosaur island for incredibly implausible reasons and dino "expert" has to save them. And dinos suddenly get slow around main characters.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe mentally, but having that easy access to good cheesesteaks is probably bad for me.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 2d
Street corn dumplings sound awesome and easy to make.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
The All Pedophile Party
Pedophile protector Mike Johnson who talked about having his son track his porn habits
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
Can you comfortably read a book on it? Anything past that is for people who miss the point of reading books.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
a close up of a cartoon character with the words luigi intensifies on the bottom
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
And pedophiles control the Republican party. Mike Johnson is fighting so hard against releasing the Epstein files, he might be in them.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
When Trump dies, JD likely already has the mass pardons ready.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 3d
I still expect to find him in the Epstein files with Trump.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 4d
I just figured all the hype was astroturfing by a social media ad agency.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 4d
I had Psych 101 on Halloween one year. The prof loved my costume.
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social · 4d
They wouldn't have to go without anything. With the billions of money they have made off the White House, they could pay for it.
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